Profile of Spamton G. Spamton

HEY EVERY ! IT'S ME, [[Everyone's Favorite Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E-MAIL GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]] GUY! GIVE ME DELICIS KROMER NOW!