Profile of Bill-Sans
About
Hey you talking to me? Oh M-my name? oh its Bill-sans but you can just call me Bill.. You want to buy me a drink? sure i dont mind i'll just take a shot (slurp) so it seems your new to this pub what bring ya here new guy? you just came here for fun, same i did that this place is chill, Hey Grillby Gis another shot will ya? Grillbys the manager of this pub we been friends for along time oh him over there? Thats smorge he's one of mate hes incredibly funny you should talk to him sometime, why am i wearing a suit why this is my everday outfit i suppose dressing like its from the 1930s is a bit wierd but people get used ot it after a while, say you should come here often we got a lot of cool people to chat too oh your leaving already? well i guess it is 12:20 AM well i'll see ya around mate!
I suppose you want to know more dear viewer? well ahem... You know when i first joined this Pub it was because of smorge but it seems im loosing my connection with this place, this timeline is unstable and falling apart! the only way i can get it back in order is by force.. dont look at me like that do you know who i am? I Am Bill Sans and if anyone gets in my way of bringing order and peace back into this multiverse i will obliterate them! I fi dont bring back order the universe will stop expanding and the centre of gravity will pull all the galaxies into 1 big dense point of energy and we will bloody die! so please let me do this alone... Ahem.. you wanna drink?
So yeah thats why im here sure it may take 20 years but thats a long way away and besides i have such a great community of people to hang out with! You know we got Andy , Smorge heck even Kataclymix we dont see her very often though so stick around for a bit and enjoy the smooth jazz.. well i best be off its nearly 1AM see ya around ol chap oh and dont forget to speak to the others their great trust me, alright see ya around.
I suppose you want to know more dear viewer? well ahem... You know when i first joined this Pub it was because of smorge but it seems im loosing my connection with this place, this timeline is unstable and falling apart! the only way i can get it back in order is by force.. dont look at me like that do you know who i am? I Am Bill Sans and if anyone gets in my way of bringing order and peace back into this multiverse i will obliterate them! I fi dont bring back order the universe will stop expanding and the centre of gravity will pull all the galaxies into 1 big dense point of energy and we will bloody die! so please let me do this alone... Ahem.. you wanna drink?
So yeah thats why im here sure it may take 20 years but thats a long way away and besides i have such a great community of people to hang out with! You know we got Andy , Smorge heck even Kataclymix we dont see her very often though so stick around for a bit and enjoy the smooth jazz.. well i best be off its nearly 1AM see ya around ol chap oh and dont forget to speak to the others their great trust me, alright see ya around.
