_-DungeonKeeper-_
@_-DungeonKeeper-_
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Profile of _-DungeonKeeper-_
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About
IT'S CONFIRMED. I CAN TELL THE FUTURE. NON-CLAIRVOYANT LOSERS. /j
Mood of the now:
sans the skeleton. that f*cking skeleton that i hate.
PFP:
The devil emerges from her egg.
Why, hello! I'm DungeonKeeper, the dragon guy, mentally bothered guy, Hundred Line guy, ideas guy, and f*ck it I'm still the "no I will NOT hear you out" guy. It's very possible that I can tell the future, that'd be badass. You seem to have stumbled upon my bio. You know what that means.
Infodump.
I like Undertale, Hundred Line, Cassette Beasts, JJBA, SCP, Femtanyl, Warrior Cats, Wings of Fire, Hunger Games, making music on Beepbox, drawing, just gaming in general, dragons, cats, animation memes, silence, very specific music, writing, and stuff like that.
I have removed the dislikes because it's just a wall of bullsh*t no one reads.
Fun extra info:
I like dragons. Dragons are very cool.
I can't draw humans for the life of me.
God help me, I couldn't win a Tetris 99 game if you paid me.
Most definetly a pessimist. If you have no hopes, they can't get crushed.
Digimon is better than Pokémon, fight me.
I'd like to write a page on the SCP wiki, but I'm not good enough at writing for that.
The Voices say many things to me. Some of those are songs to make up. Most of them are kinda fire.
Has to touch the same things with both hands in the same way or it all goes to sh*t. This might be ocd, or it might be everyday dumbf*ckery.
I take great pride in my insults.
Hundred Line references! If you see a /ref on anything I say, assume it's either a song or Hundred Line unless I specify otherwise.
Character section
Keeper, the General, a red dragon with burnt orange horns and blue claws.
Xyxyry, the God Killer, a blue dragon with dark blue horns and red claws.
Cone, the Berserk, a white and orange cat with a huge battleaxe.
Tick, the Alchemist, green with orange horns and dark blue eyes.
Solari, the Thief, orange with gold horns and yellow eyes.
Raak-Serrat, the Shadow of Savagery, a shadowy being with four arms, two on the front of their body and two on the back, red, triangular eyes, orange-brown horns, one covering their left eye and one wrapping around their neck, and blood-like neck markings. The eldest of the Wraith Triplets.
Raak-Immin, the Shadow of Solace, a shadowy being with four arms, two on the front of their body and two on the back, green, square eyes, blue horns, one covering their left eye and one facing right, and pixel-like neck markings. Middle child of the Wraith Triplets.
Raak-Larann, the Shadow of Speed, a shadowy being with four arms, two on the front of their body and two on the back, yellow, pentagonal eyes, pink, blue, and purple horns, one covering their left eye and one smaller one, and half-spikey, half-bloodlike neck markings. The youngest of the Wraith Triplets.
Oh damn I might have to do shoutouts for people on my friends list. Okay then.
Shoutouts
@TetoForest — He's a forest, he's blue. I dunno, he just kinda is.
@Absolutely Donuts — I mentioned "King Dime-as," Midas but he changes things to be worth 10 US cents, and then he was just kinda like "hey you're cool we're friends now" and so yeah.
@kris (not deltarune) — is okay (/j). Breaking a law by being here, which I respect.
@Ultimateversity941 — The Bruh Guy™ from Imgflip. Very chill person all around.
@YourLocalWubboc — Wubboc from Imgflip. Probabaly dropkicks children; I respect that.
@See you in 2026... hopefully... — o7 for ChaosKingFox. Ye will be missed. ...i can be dramatic goddammit.
@PaintedFish — The Paintdyne guy, also from Imgflip and the Guild of Dragons' Grand Commander. I wake up in asewer textbox arc, surrounded by fish. H*rny Simping fish. You know what that means; FISH. my predictions were correct motherf*ckers.
@EVIL_street_rat — Street rat from Imgflip! He is rat. Good rat.
@±0 — I see Ivycomb, I see fren; little to no exceptions.
@chaosguy — Chaos gremlin from Imgflip. Derpy.
@SpoonSamurai — Banana-shaped Nine Sols enjoyer from Imgflip. He has a spoon, making your argument invalid.
@Night — Interacting guy from Imgflip. The Second Commander. The greatest leader of all, and flirts with everyone with a living cell. But platonically. I think. Also a translator! A damn awesome one! System istg if you tell yourself youre not awesome im going to kick your ass
@Pure Vanilla? — Very holy cookie priest person.
@redLEGO999 — Lego guy from Imgflip! Has cool Outer!Frisk sprites.
@Callie — Very cool! Breaking a law by being here, which I respect.
@Yeah nvm. — damn, they gone.
@Dudeman — The guy whose OCs are the piss guy and the other piss guy.
@Raatma — I actually don't know who this is. He appeared.
@Shadow the Hedgehog — Both edgy and hedgy.
@JakeTheWolf — ADHD traumatized doggo guy from Imgflip and also real life. And yeah, I have friends in real life, ain't that f*cking WILD? /j
THE CORNER FULL OF RANDOM BITS OF SONGS!
BOOK LINES THAT JUST KINDA HIT DIFFERENT (some are paraphrased bc I'm too lazy to chech the book)
MY WEIRD ASS SAYINGS!
Random phrase of the now!!
A mostly nonsensical phrase that I felt like typing.
I have no random phrase now. Go home.
Thank you for listening to my bullsh*t.
May this comment be my vow. Once I have beaten either Splatoon 3 story mode AND Side Order or all 100 endings of Hundred Line, I will get Deltarune with my own money and my dad's permission because he supervises my bank account. By then, if I have not successfully gotten an Ivycomb song on my dad's playlist, send a knight to my house as I sleep (midnight snacc to motivate me).
Mood of the now:
sans the skeleton. that f*cking skeleton that i hate.
PFP:
The devil emerges from her egg.
Why, hello! I'm DungeonKeeper, the dragon guy, mentally bothered guy, Hundred Line guy, ideas guy, and f*ck it I'm still the "no I will NOT hear you out" guy. It's very possible that I can tell the future, that'd be badass. You seem to have stumbled upon my bio. You know what that means.
Infodump.
I like Undertale, Hundred Line, Cassette Beasts, JJBA, SCP, Femtanyl, Warrior Cats, Wings of Fire, Hunger Games, making music on Beepbox, drawing, just gaming in general, dragons, cats, animation memes, silence, very specific music, writing, and stuff like that.
I have removed the dislikes because it's just a wall of bullsh*t no one reads.
Fun extra info:
I like dragons. Dragons are very cool.
I can't draw humans for the life of me.
God help me, I couldn't win a Tetris 99 game if you paid me.
Most definetly a pessimist. If you have no hopes, they can't get crushed.
Digimon is better than Pokémon, fight me.
I'd like to write a page on the SCP wiki, but I'm not good enough at writing for that.
The Voices say many things to me. Some of those are songs to make up. Most of them are kinda fire.
Has to touch the same things with both hands in the same way or it all goes to sh*t. This might be ocd, or it might be everyday dumbf*ckery.
I take great pride in my insults.
Hundred Line references! If you see a /ref on anything I say, assume it's either a song or Hundred Line unless I specify otherwise.
Character section
Keeper, the General, a red dragon with burnt orange horns and blue claws.
Xyxyry, the God Killer, a blue dragon with dark blue horns and red claws.
Cone, the Berserk, a white and orange cat with a huge battleaxe.
Tick, the Alchemist, green with orange horns and dark blue eyes.
Solari, the Thief, orange with gold horns and yellow eyes.
Raak-Serrat, the Shadow of Savagery, a shadowy being with four arms, two on the front of their body and two on the back, red, triangular eyes, orange-brown horns, one covering their left eye and one wrapping around their neck, and blood-like neck markings. The eldest of the Wraith Triplets.
Raak-Immin, the Shadow of Solace, a shadowy being with four arms, two on the front of their body and two on the back, green, square eyes, blue horns, one covering their left eye and one facing right, and pixel-like neck markings. Middle child of the Wraith Triplets.
Raak-Larann, the Shadow of Speed, a shadowy being with four arms, two on the front of their body and two on the back, yellow, pentagonal eyes, pink, blue, and purple horns, one covering their left eye and one smaller one, and half-spikey, half-bloodlike neck markings. The youngest of the Wraith Triplets.
Oh damn I might have to do shoutouts for people on my friends list. Okay then.
Shoutouts
@TetoForest — He's a forest, he's blue. I dunno, he just kinda is.
@Absolutely Donuts — I mentioned "King Dime-as," Midas but he changes things to be worth 10 US cents, and then he was just kinda like "hey you're cool we're friends now" and so yeah.
@kris (not deltarune) — is okay (/j). Breaking a law by being here, which I respect.
@Ultimateversity941 — The Bruh Guy™ from Imgflip. Very chill person all around.
@YourLocalWubboc — Wubboc from Imgflip. Probabaly dropkicks children; I respect that.
@See you in 2026... hopefully... — o7 for ChaosKingFox. Ye will be missed. ...i can be dramatic goddammit.
@PaintedFish — The Paintdyne guy, also from Imgflip and the Guild of Dragons' Grand Commander. I wake up in a
@EVIL_street_rat — Street rat from Imgflip! He is rat. Good rat.
@±0 — I see Ivycomb, I see fren; little to no exceptions.
@chaosguy — Chaos gremlin from Imgflip. Derpy.
@SpoonSamurai — Banana-shaped Nine Sols enjoyer from Imgflip. He has a spoon, making your argument invalid.
@Night — Interacting guy from Imgflip. The Second Commander. The greatest leader of all, and flirts with everyone with a living cell. But platonically. I think. Also a translator! A damn awesome one! System istg if you tell yourself youre not awesome im going to kick your ass
@Pure Vanilla? — Very holy cookie priest person.
@redLEGO999 — Lego guy from Imgflip! Has cool Outer!Frisk sprites.
@Callie — Very cool! Breaking a law by being here, which I respect.
@Yeah nvm. — damn, they gone.
@Dudeman — The guy whose OCs are the piss guy and the other piss guy.
@Raatma — I actually don't know who this is. He appeared.
@Shadow the Hedgehog — Both edgy and hedgy.
@JakeTheWolf — ADHD traumatized doggo guy from Imgflip and also real life. And yeah, I have friends in real life, ain't that f*cking WILD? /j
THE CORNER FULL OF RANDOM BITS OF SONGS!
M-M-M-My fire is a burning hot desire
T-T-T-T-Take you down as these clouds, they take you higher
But know that I got three heads, they're gonna keep you spun
Watch the fire march, coming for ya off my tongue
Now I'm up on the block again
So hopped up that I can't pretend
Two time!
Stay friends?
Problem that you can't defend
Hands up, feel okay?
"Whose heart will I break today?"
Two time!
Stay friends?
Problem that you can't defend
Roll out the fallout!
Go grab Nuka-Cola!
It's glowing a bit, what could possibly go wrong?
Left to the flowers, petals devour, leaving an image of me seared in-
The back of your eyelids, end it in style and ready the termination
Bravery, Justice, Kindness and Patience, Integrity and Perseverance
Ending the fight in such flawless flourish, filled with DETERMINATION
Halls left dusty
Lusting for more power
Louder
White souls in my hands
Six souls when this
Vengeance brought entombment
Looming
Bright souls in my hands
All around the game of life we laugh and play and revel!
Don't fall off the carousel or else you'll meet the devil!
All his gathered sin begat a father to the child!
What a mess we're in, but now the joker's running wild!
You were vibrant shades, but all I saw was red!
You've got dragons, my little friend
You'll conquer them in the end
...if you can!
Call me fighter, I'll mop the floor with you
Call me lover, I'll take you for a drink or two
You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control
Where's the gun?
Where's the F*CKING gun!?
As the gore took over minds, they were sure to find
Murderer or sage, both were only names
Monsters laid beneath, humans living free
That's how it's always been
The gears wet by tears
Till they oxidize red
It's been overflood for rust
The tower collapses
They're trapped in the rafters
They're buried alive in the rust!
BOOK LINES THAT JUST KINDA HIT DIFFERENT (some are paraphrased bc I'm too lazy to chech the book)
"His name will be Darkstalker. He pushes back the dark. Like a hero."
"Sounds more like he hides in the dark. Like a stalker."
Some words have the power to change everything. There are the usual suspects; I love you, I hate you, I'm pregnant, I'm dying, I regret to inform you this country is at war. But the words with the greatest power to create both havoc and marvels are these:
"I need your help."
"StarClan, hear my words as well! From now on, my dreams are my own; I will never visit the Moonstone again!"
MY WEIRD ASS SAYINGS!
"Exorcize that b*tchface with water so holy that gods cannot look upon it until he M E L T S ."
"... Look danger in the eyes and either flip them off with both hands or kiss them on the lips."
"I hope birds eat your flesh, and I hope it tastes f*cking GROSS."
"This is so fire that I can breathe it onto my enemies."
"I'd burn you with fire breath, but I'll use a flamethrower so that such a waste of oxygen doesn't waste mine."
"I hope that multicolored snakes erupt from a fissure in the ground as you walk peacefully home and bite into you with poisoned fangs, permanently disabling you."
"I will hit you so hard that your children for five generations will be born with chronic pain."
"I'm just picking up what I believe is a pistol and taking a shot in the dark with what certainly seems like bullets."
"You don't have to hold hands or anything, but just don't bite his f*cking head off."
"Tell them to get their F*CKING ducks rowed."
Random phrase of the now!!
A mostly nonsensical phrase that I felt like typing.
I have no random phrase now. Go home.
Thank you for listening to my bullsh*t.
