Profile of Dark Jack Lancer

Dark Jack Lancer

@TheBadGuy

It's me!

Hohoho! I'm a tough boy! Treat me like one of your ITEMS!

Ho ho ho! It's your favorite teardrop-headed kid, Lancer, here for all your needs!

Yep! I have an account on here, CLOWNS! And - STILL picturing you all as CLOWNS - I can talk to each and every one of you here, and you can talk to me!

Buuuut, in case you DON'T know me, lemme tell you who I am! Y'know that boy in the story that Toothpaste Boy tells you about? And y'know that boy in this weird hologram thing that Toothpaste Boy keeps hiding, apparently? That's me! In case that's still not enough, how about some facts about me?

I have a bike! Its name is Bikey, and it runs on three things: evil, friendship and victory! (Also fuel, but Susie said that doesn't sound cool next to those three.)

I'm the king of Castle Town! Ever since my dad had to be locked in his hamster cage, I've had the authority to do ANYTHING!

I'm best friends with the coolest purple girl I know! Susie™ the Evil Scary™! Even though she DID try to kill me - more than once, actually - we're still the bestest of friends!

I've got the sweetest family ever, these days! There my girldad, Queen; and my vice-father, Rouxls Kaard! There's also my DAD dad, King... but he's locked up, remember?

I'm friends with a lot of people in Castle Town! There's this TV guy that vice-dad keeps trying to work for; his two workers, Lanino and Elnina, which vice-dad - again - seems to keep stalking for some reason; and a bunch more!