dukeofsht
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I am the Duke of Shit.
wisdom every day of the week
the cake is still a lie
obligatory shout-outs:
Demi - this is required, we live under a tota- *gets executed by firing squad*@theonefreeman - @theonefreeman
.·:*¨✩ Rain ✩¨*:·. - hugged me once, and is also my niece/nephew/thing in between/crew chief/running mate/loyal jester/the full family
guy - my other niece/nephew/thing in between/lawyer/doctor/whoppershitter-in-training/laundry machine/wait why would a person be a laundry machine
OzzyWorm and 
Sonianic1 - my nieces and nephews that aren't Afghan15 Afghans - my other nieces and nephews because the people at Taliban HQ wouldn't accept them
Spamton G. Spamton - my mother of 600
Silly little man - my stepfather who had no part in founding He-ManFriedrich von Shit - my real father who founded He-Man
Dehy (Ralsei) - one of my 508 sisters (fuck you, mom)
♪★Hatsune Miku★♪ - either one of my 508 sisters or one of my 91 brothers
Mike 🎤 and 
Christopher(Thomas was alone) - my gay and aro children, respectively, who are being oppressed by the Trump administration
mehidko - my normal son who is being actively hunted by Xi Jinping
piss - my uncle(also, shout-out to the rest of the family because I can't keep up)
Find me elsewhere:
funny cat site
pixie fart
I only have this because my son does
