smg1.5
@smg1-5
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@smg1.5
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About
feeling alright ig
i feel so accepted with my new identity i feel so happy with myself being a demigirl... the day i get trans surgery will actually be the best day of my life, mark my words
This bio is under construction! Many things are subject to change, and feedback would be appreciated!
welcome to my bio!
i decided to completely revamp my bio because i felt like i was limiting myself with my old bio.
if you do want to see my old bio again for whatever reason, @UndarMester has been repurposed to archive my old bio. don't worry, this bio will contain all the (important) info the old bio contains there!
oh, and just before we jump in, all images provided have alt text, so if you cannot see an image, hover over the image to see what it's supposed to be or say!
i feel like before we begin, we should get some things out there for the sake of warning you when you interact with me.
first off, i'm in the autism spectrum. i might act all goofy and stuff.
i also tend to swear a lot. like, a whole fucking lot. if you don't want me to, i'm fine with that, but if you allow me to, i'll probably swear quite a bit, especially when i'm mad.
along with that, if i ever act rude in any way, i'm absolutely not trying to be rude intentionally unless i say it outright that i'm trying to be rude here.
plus, i might not get a joke right away, or understand the fact that it was, in fact, a joke, so if needed, please use tone indicators, because i'm dumb and stupid.
also, i'm dumb and stupid.
did i mention that i'm dumb and stupid?
oh, let's not forget the fact that i'm dumb and stupid!
and last but not least, i might have a hyperfixation every once in a while that i might yap about.
now that you know that, we can get onto the bio!
my irl nickname is Kris, and no, it's not because of Deltarune, it's just a shorter version of my actual name, and i'm not gonna be revealing my full name. not like you could spell it anyways, lol.
my most common internet alias is DehydratedWater! no i don't know why i'm saying this
the origins behind my username HERE is based on @it's LYNN, dumbass!!'s old main, @SMG1. it was originally just an impersonation account and i thought it would've been funny. but then i started it using more often than my actual main, and uh... yeah, this is me now!
originally i was following the script a bit more, especially with this bio, but i kind of want it to be more of my own thing, and that's why this bio is here in the first place!
also i'm 15 that's probably important
also also, i am pansexual and panromantic, and biologically male but a demigirl.
you can refer to me by he/him, they/them, she/her, i won't mind
but
it'd be cool if you referred to me by she/her
pleasepleasepleaseplease
i know i literally just said i won't mind, but for some reason i love being referred by she/her
calling me by he/him ultimately makes the most sense
they/them is kinda just fine like idrc lmao
but she/her? if you wanna make someone smile just refer to me by she/her it makes me so happy and i'm not really sure why
i am a fan of Undertale, Deltarune, UTY, OMORI, Pizza Tower, (specifically) FNAF World, KinitoPET, Buckshot Roulette, A Dance of Fire and Ice, Rhythm Doctor, ULTRAKILL, WEBFISHING, BLOCK TALES, Sonic CD in particular, S3&K in particular, fast-paced platformers, level editors, one-key rhythm games, YuB, Shayy, Everything Wrong Withs, Matt Rose, Saltydkdan, Bismuth, Yahiamice, minaxa, M80Marc, KyoshiCadre, KingSammelot, Spazmatic Banana, Citrus Dubs, heyimZach, Schaffrillas, It'sC4veden, High Boi, GD Colon, Emkay, Neuro-sama/Vedal, HFJONE, chiptune music, electronic music, piano music, composition, Beepbox along with its mods, Cirawakalong's music, and tierlists.
i am kind of a fan of Baldi's Basics, Sonic, Mario, Will You Snail?, Bloons, Friday Night Funkin', Balatro, Failboat, Markiplier, CiblesGD, Maximum, DougDoug, and redhotsonic.
i am not a fan of puzzle games, too much downtime, shooter games (all but one lmao), and rage games.
i might've missed a few things, do let me know if i do know anything that should be here!
now that i've gotten boring, general info out of the way, how about a little QNA? and by little, i mean 200 questions! ready? alright, run it!
Q 1: What do you like to be called? (In terms of the internet)
A: either by my own username, or if referring to DehydratedWater, you can just call me Dehy. you can also call me Kris, or Caleb.
Q 2: What names do you NOT want to be called?
A: do NOT call me Chris i will strangle you
Q 3: Is your main oc a furry?
A: none of them are.
Q 4: Favorite animal?
A: fox, ig???
Q 5: What is your favorite color?
A: purple, i love purple. only kind of related, but pink has also recently started growing on me... that's probably a sign of smth idk
Q 6: Cookies or cake?
A: cookies they are very delish
Q 7: Are you a morning person or a night owl?
A: i've been switching between both recently lmao
Q 8: What time do you wake up in the morning?
A: on school days, (usually) 6-7 am, any other day it will largely vary from 7 am to 3 pm
Q 9: Are you colorblind in any way?
A: no.
Q 10: Do you like school?
A: kinda??? like, i like the school and teachers themselves but ofc not the students
Q 11: Do you have a crush?
A: yes, i have a fictional crush and i think you already know who that is.
Q 12: What's your opinion on love?
A: for the longest time i didn't know what this meant. and now that i've experienced falling in love with someone who isn't fictional, honestly it might just be because i never really felt love for someone outside of fictional characters like Ralsei, but now that i actually know what it feels like: holy fuck it feels amazing. i'm not sure if i would've liked a gradual sense of love more, but holy fucking shit falling in love made my entire day, in fact it made the day that happened... the best day in my entire life. to that person who made me fall in love for the first time, even if we're apart now, i just want to thank you once more for showing me the feeling while it lasted.
Q 13: Do you like glitter?
A: not really
Q 14: Favorite book/book series?
A: at least atm, don't have any
Q 15: Cats or dogs?
A: dogs, i find cats to be annoying usually :(
if we're not talking about just interacting irl, then maybe cats would be better?
Q 16: What phobias do you have?
A: athazagoraphobia, the fear of being forgotten. i also have a fear of things going wrong
Q 17: Favorite number?
A: not my top favourite probably, but 89
Q 18: Greatest fear?
A: probably the one of things going wrong that i mentioned earlier
Q 19: Are you afraid of heights?
A: not necessarily, the fear mostly comes from dying from those heights
Q 20: Are you a jealous person?
A: yes i can get pretty jealous sometimes
Q 21: Have you lied about something on the internet?
A: as a joke definitely, as smth serious? uh, maybe??? i wouldn't remember. (...or was that a lie...?)
Q 22: Do you prefer long sleeves or short sleeves?
A: long sleeves all the way
Q 23: Headphones or earbuds?
A: headphones
Q 24: What time do you go to bed?
A: school days would be ~10 pm, any other day would be anywhere between midnight and fucking 5 am
Q 25: What’s your favorite season?
A: autumn, ig?
Q 26: What do you ship?
A: Kris x Ralsei (GEE WIZZ I SURE DO WONDER WHY!!)
Q 27: Are you a fan of How to Train Your Dragon?
A: i used to be, kinda just lost interest
Q 28: Do you like Pokémon?
A: ig??????
Q 29: Have you ever drawn on yourself? And if you have, do you have anything drawn on you right now?
A: no
Q 30: Do you sing?
A: i don't have the worst singing voice known to man, so i guess i COULD?
Q 31: Have you ever listened to death metal?
A: no, unless it was like some suno ai shitpost lmao
Q 32: How did you come up with your username?
A: smg1.5: based off of @it's LYNN, dumbass!!'s old main @SMG1, obviously a play on numbers
DehydratedWater: polar opposite of my brother's xbox alt HydratedIce
Q 33: Woof or bork?
A: both? both. both, both is good.
Q 34: What's a bad flaw of yours?
A: i'm like
really fucking nosy
i'm not gonna bother having the full rant lmao go to my qna video if you want that for some reason (refer to YouTube section of bio)
Q 35: Are you tired?
A: yes
Q 36: any pets?
A: uh well i USED to have a cat
then she kinda uh
died
dw i've gotten over it
Q 37: What’s your dream pet?
A: fish, maybe??
Q 38: How long could you go without your best friend?
A: i honestly have no clue
Q 39: door?
A: door. (DOORS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? REFERENCE!??!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?)
Q 40: when’s the last time you cried?
A: 21st of June, just after 20th's midnight
Q 41: Where are you writing this? (Bed, desk, table, etc)
A: at my bed-desk amalgamate (yes you heard me right, my bed and desk are combined together into one)
Q 42: What’s your best quality?
A: probably the same as @Cirawakalong's, music-- ACTUALLY ACTUALLY i'm like REALLY good at thinking at concepts, i will put my idea on a cool concept and make like 2 billion paragraphs about it
Q 43: What’s your favorite emoticon?
A: :U is hella underrated, but i like (: quite a bit
i've also come to use :3 and other variations of :3 more often, usually with people i feel really comfortable with
Q 44: How many scars do you have?
A: unless you're not counting ones that have recovered, probably somewhere well into the 20s if not the 30s.
Q 45: Do you play Minecraft?
A: occasionally
Q 46: Do you play roblox?
A: yeah
Q 47: Do you play among us?
A: basically not at all
Q 48: Do you have long nails?
A: no
Q 49: What was your favorite grade?
A: idk?? nursery???????
Q 50: How many kids do you have in your basement?
A: 412
Q 51: Are your hands cold?
A: no, quite the opposite (not really though)
Q 52: Weird fact about you?
A: i'm like, REALLY obsessed with super specific songs. at one point it was Homestuck's Penumbra Phantasm (i don't even know shit about Homestuck
), and it also used to be You're Mine by DAGames of all things
Q 53: What color is your room painted?
A: white
Q 53: If you could lose a finger, which one would you lose?
A: my right pinkie specifically (fun fact, i typed this without using that specific finger!)
Q 54: Are you tall, average, or short?
A: taller than average
Q 55: Are you allergic to anything?
A: not that i know of
Q 56: Would you rather have fake or real flowers in your house?
A: fake, i guess
Q 57: Favorite class in school at the moment?
A: Music
Q 58: What is your favorite letter?
A: uhhh idfk, S??
Q 59: Do you like/watch anime?
A: not really
Q 60: What are your favorite YouTubers/streamers?
A: go take a look at one at that one part where i show a buncha youtubers in my qna vid (refer to YouTube section of bio)
Q 61: What job do you want in the future?
A: either author, videogame music composer, or video editor
Q 62: How many pillows do you sleep with at night?
A: used to be 3, now it's just one (ig two if you count the body pillow?)
Q 63: Do you prefer digital art or traditional art?
A: digital
Q 64: Colour pencils or markers?
A: pencils i guess????? (i say ig a lot here holy shit)
Q 65: What's your favorite song(s) at the moment?
A: a... lot of songs. current favourite is It's TV Time! from Deltarune Chapter 3, holy fuck it goes hard
Q 66: What's your favorite mythical creature?
A: dragons, ig????
Q 67: Are you a good or bad speller?
A: i'm a good speller
Q 68: Do you need glasses?
A: okay maybe but i don't wannaaa :<
Q 69 (nice): Have you ever climbed a tree?
A: no
Q 70: Do you have curly hair?
A: no i don't
Q 71: Are you a sleep talker?
A: no
Q 72: What are some pet peeves you have?
A: for some reason i have an extreme pet peeve for when a hallway unwantedly narrows itself, like if it's already narrow that's fine, but like if a shower curtain gives me less space to shower i get really angy at the curtain for some reason
Q 73: Are you a messy person?
A: yes definitely no doubt on that
Q 74: What fictional character would you like to meet?
A: OH BOY I SURE DO FUCKING WONDER WHAT THE ANSWER IS GOING TO BE I WONDER IF IT'S GOING TO BE RALSEI THAT WOULD BE REALLY UNEXPECTED
Q 75: Are you indecisive?
A: sometimes yeah, i kinda rely on others' decisions lol
Q 76: Are you an introvert or extrovert? (Or ambivert?)
A: i'm slightly on the introvert side
Q 77: What superpower do you want?
A: shapeshifting, next
Q 78: Do you sleep with socks on?
A: no i'm normal
Q 79: Do you like hoodies?
A: yea
Q 80: Do you write stories? If so, how young were you when you wrote your first story?
A: yeah, i was like 6 or 8 when i wrote my first story
Q 81: Can you cross your eyes?
A: i think???
Q 82: Do you overthink things?
A: yeah sometimes
Q 83: Have people vented to you before?
A: yes, multiple times
Q 84: Do you create nicknames for your friends/family members?
A: not really, the closest thing i did to that is my brother insisted that when i say his second name, i should just say "ravioli" instead of his actual second name since no one can pronounce his second name
Q 85: Do you know more than one language?
A: technically, yes
Q 86: What color eyes do you like the most?
A: PURPLE. PURPLE. EYES.
Q 87: Have you dyed your hair before?
A: no
Q 88: What's your zodiac sign?
A: scorpio
Q 89: How many ocs do you have?
A: i have stickman, UnderMaster, smg1.5, and Dehy so that's 4
Q 90: Which spelling do you prefer? Grey or Gray?
A: grey
Q 91: Do you have a song stuck in your head? If so, what is it/what line is it?
A: currently @Cirawakalong's 'imaginarium_' goes fucking hard and is stuck in my head go listen to it please...
Q 92: Do you need braces or have you had them?
A: no and no
Q 93: What's your least favorite colour?
A: grey?
Q 94: Family or friends?
A: fwiend :3 (okay so for choosing friends over family i've kinda put myself in dire consequences lmao)
Q 95: Do you have a friend that you're more close to than the others?
A: definitely, at least 3
Q 96:Would you rather read online books or hard copy books?
A: what kind of fucking question is this
uh hard copies ig????
Q 97: Can you fall asleep to the sound of rain?
A: absolutely
Q 98: What colour do you have the most of in your room?
A: white and brown
Q 99: Are you a patient person?
A: more or less, if it's the toilet though, then absolutely not
Q 100: What's your favorite thing to drink?
A: i am a fellow fanta fruit twist enjoyer
Q 101: Cheesecake or normal cake?
A: normal, i don't think i've tried cheesecake but i sure as hell don't want to lol
Q 102: Vanilla or Chocolate?
A: choco!!!!
Q 103: What is your least favorite sound?
A: when you play a compressed wav on windows media player and it's loud as shit and it's essentially a jumpscare of static
Q 104: If you could go back in time to fix something, what would it be?
A: uh a lot of things actually
Q 105: What can you draw better, humans or animals?
A: humans ig?
Q 106: Would you redesign your room if you could?
A: nah
...okay maybe
but my idea would be a kind of room i wouldn't really want my parents to see lmaoo
(note: i wrote this answer long before adding this to my bio so i don't remember what the fuck this means)
(maybe i wanted to have a buncha posters of Ralsei or smth lmao)
Q 107: What is your dream house?
A: idk i kinda already like the house i'm in, even if my room is super small, like this bed-desk amalgamation i have literally takes up half of my room lmao
Q 108: Apple or Android?
A: android
Q 109: What’s your favorite fruit?
A: banambanan
Q 110: What’s your favorite vegetable?
A: broccoli or potatoes
Q 111: Are you a vegan/vegetarian/anything of the sort?
A: no
Q 112: What’s your favorite sport?
A: idfk, tennis??
Q 113: What’s something you want to do, but haven’t?
A: edit full videos (i'm starting to get the hang of that though...!)
Q 114: Do you wish there was more time in the day?
A: yesn't...n't?
Q 115: Would you rather have all the money in the world or friends in the world you wanted?
A: all the money, because a) i could donate to charities that actually need the money, b) i can buy whatever the fuck i want essentially, and c) i could move around the world and meet all of my friends in person! (hypothetically)
Q 116: What’s the first word that comes to your mind when I say the letter A?
A: a
Q 117: Do you get heart burn often?
A: no
Q 118: What’s a book/book series you’d read all over again?
A: Wings of Fire
Q 119: What’s your favorite quote?
A: not my top fav, but "human... i remember you're genocides....."
Q 120: We all have that one person that understands you and cares for you more than the rest. Who is it?
A: either cira, blueforest, or gnatt, i wouldn't know for sure, but i'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say gnatt is more likely to be that one person
mostly because they're considerably older than cira and blueforest, blue's definitely a close second tho
Q 121: What’s your favorite meal for dinner?
A: CHEESE PIZZA I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE PIZZA SO MUCH
Q 122: Are you left handed or right handed? Or ambidextrous?
A: right handed, like a fucking NORMIE
Q 123: Who’s your favorite superhero?
A: i don't necessarily have a favourite
Q 124: Would you rather go back to the past or the future?
A: to the past if i can go back to the present
if i can't i wanna see what my future looks like
Q 125: Do you use light mode or dark mode?
A: dark mode all the way
Q 126: What is the longest time you’ve gone without sleep?
A: probably 1 or 2 days, maybe even 3 or 4
Q 127: What makes you angry?
A: when someone calls me (irl) by the WRONG FUCKING NAME
Q 128: If you had 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
A: infinite money, a functional brain that i can switch between, 4 more wishes, the ability to go to different universes and take people with me, the ability to teleport, "immortality" (can still temporarily experience afterlife manually), and if this isn't a genie i'm getting these wishes from, give me the ability to see 10 seconds into the future, and if it is, let the genie free and give them a vessel to use (either completely new or dead, preferably)
Q 129: Do you have a fight or flight response? (Do you run away first or do you fight first?)
A: i'm getting the fuck outta there
Q 130: Do you have online friends?
A: well yeah obviously
Q 131: Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
A: closed, make sure it is shut ALL THE WAY
Q 132: Would you rather be always cold or always warm?
A: always warm
Q 133: What motivates you?
A: my motivation is part of an rng function (i'm basically saying it's essentially out of my control lol)
Q 134: Have you ever rode a horse?
A: no, i don't think so?
Q 135: Would you rather give someone a gift or be given a gift?
A: i already have most of what i want, i think i'd rather give someone a gift
Q 136: Do you like going shopping?
A: not really, it really depends on how long we're there for
Q 137: Are you a quiet person?
A: my voice is anything but quiet, but in school i don't talk a lot, so ig yes physically and not mentally??
Q 138: What’s your favorite holiday?
A: chrisma
Q 139: What’s your favorite candy?
A: MAOAM blocks or whatever the fuck they were called
Q 140: Is there foods/a food you cannot have?
A: no?
Q 141: If you had a warning label on you, what would it be?
A: BEWARE: This person is someone who thinks they're stupid, but thinks they're being satire, but they really are stupid. You've been warned.
Q 142: Do you plan on living with someone in the future?
A: maybe, if i somehow find someone for me, i'd live with them in the future... either that or i'm going to be staying with my mom
Q 143: What is your LEAST favorite day of the week?
A: mondays i suppose
Q 144: Sandals or sneakers?
A: sneakers
Q 145: Have you ever won any awards?
A: i won a dancing competition at school does that count
Q 146: What are some goals you hope to achieve in the future?
A: achieve one of my dream jobs, maybe get my music in a videogame with credit, etc etc
Q 147: If you had to be an animal, what would you be?
A: fox
Q 148: What is the last movie you’ve watched?
A: it's been so long that i forgor
Q 149: Do you believe in ghosts?
A: i used to, now i'm not sure
Q 150: What’s something you like that others don’t?
A: uh impersonation (FOR FUN.)
Q 151: Do you have any stuffed animals you had as a baby?
A: why would i remember this lmao
Q 152: Are you tickleish?
A: yeah kind of
Q 153: What is the formula for water?
A: H2O
Q 154: Do you like legos?
A: yea
Q 155: Are you religious?
A: not really
Q 156: Do you enjoy doing laundry?
A: what kind of fucking question is this of course not
Q 157: How close are you to your friends?
A: 3 are particularly close, the rest are mixed
Q 158: What do you think is the most useless letter?
A: z, i guess???
Q 159:Have you ever broken a bone?
A: no i don't think so
Q 160: What would you do if you had 1 million dollars?
A: buy a buncha shit
Q 161: Do you want to live in another country when you grow up?
A: maybe?
Q 162: What percent is your device at?
A: 93% (as of writing this)
Q 163: Have you ever passed out?
A: i don't think so
Q 164: What videogame gives you the most nostalgia?
A: there's this flash game called Johnny Upgrade, where you play as this guy who has to go through some sort of base to fight a boss, and you use coins to buy necessary upgrades. my earliest memories of playing a game, at least on the computer, come from this game, and also some sort of 3d shitty pacman ripoff lmao
Q 165: Have you ever gone on an airplane?
A: yes
Q 166: Have you ever lied about something serious?
A: yes
Q 167: Have you ever skipped school?
A: maybe??
Q 168: Do you like alt style?
A: idk what this means
if it means alt accounts then fuck yeah i do i have like over 40 billion alts here lmao
Q 169: Do you have ripped jeans?
A: no
Q 170: What’s your best roast?
A: i don't really do roasts and i'm not usually good at roasting chicken
Q 171: What's something you really want but can't get?
A: atm, it would be either a paid daw or uh idfk ultrakill 2 or smth
Q 172: Do you get stomach aches?
A: i think occasionally yeah
Q 173: Do you have spotify?
A: not anymore
Q 174: What is the longest you've ever slept?
A: probably like 14-16 hours
Q 175: Do you have wall hangings in your room?
A: i guess??
A 176: What are your favourite pair of shoes?
A: i literally know nothing about shoe brands so i can't answer this
Q 177: Do think you have too many clothes?
A: no, think not enough clothes
Q 178: What is your LEAST favourite gender stereotype?
A: off of the top of my head, probably the one where boys need to be MEN and NEVER CRY and oh my god i fucking hate that stereotype so much, anyone who believes in that stereotype, i wish them a minor inconvenience every fucking nanosecond
Q 179: What's a gift you've asked for?
A: a bunch of steam games that my brother bought for me, two in particular being celeste and will you snail
Q 180: Is there a holiday you do not celebrate?
A: thanksgiving ig??????
Q 181: What are you wearing today?
A: t-shirt and trousers
Q 182:What is your biggest achievement?
A: probably the songs that i've made most recently
Q 183: Do you have tics/tourettes syndrome?
A: no
Q 184: How was school for you during COVID?
A: 'twas alright ig
Q 185: Favourite emoji?
A: 💀
Q 186: Do you have mismatched socks?
A: no
Q1225 187: Do you like the snow?
A: it's fine ig
Oh, the snow.
The cold, beautiful snow.
Is it not just admirable?
...
Oh, it snowed. So much.
It snowed. It snowed. It snowed.
It
happened.
It happened. "And who's going to hear?"
Me.
Q 188: Do you like swimming?
A: not really
Q 189: Have you watched Hamilton?
A: no
Q 190: Do you have Netflix?
A: yeah on the family tv
Q 191: Do you have good hearing?
A: i think??
Q 192: What's a weird fact you know?
A: Penumbra Phantasm is an unreleased Homestuck song made by Toby Fox, and--
Q 193: What's the longest time you've spent on a drawing?
A: idfk, 2+ hours?????
Q 194: How many sexualities do you know?
A: probably ~10?
Q 195: How many chargers do you have?
A: 4 i think
Q 196: What is a song that you know all the lyrics to?
A: i don't really listen to songs with lyrics
Q 197: Do you have any beanie boos?
A: nuh uh!!!!!!
Q 198: What is the largest bruise you've ever gotten?
A: i once tripped onto my knee, and it was bleeding EVERYWHERE. i genuinely thought i had a hole in my knee lmao
Q 199: Do you have a desk in your room?
A: i guess? depends on how you define a desk
Q 200: Would you rather explore space or the ocean?
A: the ocean has dangers that we are certain of exist, meanwhile space is not so certain, so i at least have a chance of being safe in space, so i'd rather explore space
and that's all of my about me section! for more info on me in general, click over here!
now, i like music a lot. how about we list my top 20 (specifically) favourites?
20. Enemy Retreating (from UTY) - of course it's gonna be here. it was a bit difficult to put it down this low, though... it's not bad, it's just the rest of these songs are so much more of a banger.
19. Fatality (originally from the FNF mod Vs. Sonic.exe, apparently in its own mod, song by Saster) - probably one of my favourite FNF songs, both in charting and song! it's short, but also snappy!
18. World's End Valentine (from OMORI) - to all OMORI fans, this should be obvious. just listen to the song, i ain't gonna explain this one.
17. Guns Blazing (from UTY) - Axis thinks the song is too distracting, but i love it either way.
16. the kitty city! (remix of "meowtropolis", originally by vivivivivi, remix by cirawakalong) - probably one of my favourite songs from cirawakalong, even if it is just a remix!
15. It Go (by answearingmachine, revised version used in A Dance of Fire and Ice) - if you know DehydratedWater lore, you know i've listened to It Go so many times that i'm just basically forced to love it. not that that's a bad thing though!
14. Starless Supernova (from ALLIUM ASYLUM) - one of many excellent soundtracks from ALLIUM ASYLUM! go check the OST, it'll be worth a listen!
13. A GAME THEORY (epic remix of "BIG SHOT" by Aduckted) - this tribute to MatPat is just so well-made with so many little references, that there's no way a Game Theory fan can't at least appreciate the song here!
12. You Cannot Go Back (from OMORI) - the main reason this song's so high up is because of that one part
11. Jazzy Juice (by KingSammelot) - probably my favourite song with lyrics, just above YuB's "I am Not Me"! it's so catchy and-- agh- UAUGUGHUHGUAHUGHGAUH
10. Shploink Overdose (by KingSammelot) - okay this one is just a fucking bop and you can NOT deny that.
9. CIWSDASE (from FNF: VS. CAMELLIA BONUS) - this song absolutely needed vocals, because without them it feels kinda empty. thankfully, BF fits the bill for this song perfectly, and makes the song some of the best!
8. Silly Billy (from the FNF mod Hit Single Real) - don't act surprised. by the way, my favourite part is from 3:21, becoming PEAK sb at 3:32 up to 3:43.
7. VOIDSIDE SWORDFIGHT (by AZALI) - i-- i don't even know. i just like the song. listen. piano and accordian and violin go brrrrrrr.
6. No Facade (from ALLIUM ASYLUM) - i like when guitar go brr. okay but seriously, i love the guitars in this song!
5. Plok! Boss (OVERDRIVE MIX) (originally from Plok!, remixed by Miketama) - think of music from Plok!. okay, now combine that with DOOM Eternal, and this is basically what you get. in the best way possible. oh my fucking god, the drop that reveals the true song fucking sends shivers down my spine every time, it is just THAT good.
4. Queen Battle Original (unused from Deltarune) - i get where Toby Fox is coming from, but he literally decided to make the biggest fucking bop and basically said "nah this is too good" lmao
3. Hopes and Dreams (from Undertale) - if you need me to explain why Hopes and Dreams is good, you might need to see a doctor.
2. Power of SPAMTON (unused from Deltarune) - i fucking loved POWER OF NEO, and i was always so sad that it was cut so short. so having an OFFICIAL EXTENSION of this BANGER just makes me so happy!
1. Tenebre Rosso Sangue (from ULTRAKILL) - first, it was a close second to Altars of Apostasy, then it was a tie, and here we are now, Altars of Apostasy dethroned by this. the current hardest level in the game, with the song that fittingly goes the hardest. when you die on P-2 with this song playing, you feel humiliated. but when you succeed through a room, possibly even P-ranking the level, with this song... you feel like a fucking god. an unstoppable force, capable of anything. this is like Altars of Apostasy, if it was on performance-enhancing drugs, also known as steroids. lots. and lots. of steroids. and i'm all for it. this is not just peak ULTRAKILL. it is more than that. this is peak FPS music.
Inbetween songs (songs that would fit inbetween positions on the list {no coloured numbers because fuck yuo}):
12.5. Mudroads (from BLOCK TALES) - just a happy, little, energetic bop. this song may not be anything interesting which is why it's so low, but i love it so much i even made a remix of it! maybe i'll post that someday, i dunno.
7.5. Sentient Statue (from BLOCK TALES) - this is probably the most ULTRAKILL-sounding soundtrack in BLOCK TALES, but that's not its defining factor; its defining factor is sheer epicness. and it goes HARD, just like how hard that fucking statue hits jesus christ
7.25. Komodo Dragon (from BLOCK TALES) - wow, a third BLOCK TALES OST in a row! this one, just like Sentient Statue, fits really well with the threat involved. it also has a really nice hook to it, and uhh... that's all i can really think of lmao
6.5. The Iron Cafe (from BLOCK TALES) - huh, another one... uh, this one's defining quality is just being a fucking bop. i don't know how to describe it. especially the lyrics, literally one of the lyrics is i think "brownies brownies" and yet it's so iconic that i can't not include it in the list.
5.5. War Without Reason (from ULTRAKILL) - iconic drums, alarm sound that goes hard as fuck, and just overall a banger. i don't know why i didn't add this in earlier... i guess... you could say... i had no reason to not add this sooner...
3.5. Hatred (from BLOCK TALES) - okay that's enough BLOCK TALES OSTs. (spoilers for BLOCK TALES Chapter 3 lol) this one is associated with the final boss of Chapter 3, and my oh my, was it a surprise. the boss was suffering, but this music more than made up for it. if you listen to previous OSTs, you may notice snippets of Hatred in other OSTs. that's really fucking cool and that just makes me appreciate BLOCK TALES as a whole even more than i already had
2.5. Cosmic Eternity ~ Believe in Yourself {jesus christ that is a long song name} (from Sonic CD) - 3 words. peak Sonic CD. four technically, but whatever. in extension, if the lyrics of your song send a (good) chill down my spine, that means you've made peak lyrics. and that's what has exactly been done here. and oh my fucking god, "you've got to have some faith in yourself if you want respect from your friends" might be one of the best lyrics of all time (in combination with the line before that to make the rhyming work lmao).
1.5. WAR (from ULTRAKILL) - yet another amazing addition to the legendary P-2. amazing, climatic, and probably its best feature is the intro for it. it really does feel like you're about to fight against a god (even though you don't but you know what i mean). if P-2 offers not one, but TWO peak songs, one of them being the most peak, then i can only imagine what P-3, and possibly another Prime Sanctuum like P-E, has to offer.
1.25. ORDER (from ULTRAKILL) - i thought the prime bosses' themes deserved some respect. WAR is just slightly worse than ORDER, just by the TINIEST bit of an inch. the problem people usually have with WAR is that it's pretty in-your-face, but i don't mind that actually. the only reason i ranked ORDER up higher is because of how emotional it feels. especially the fucking part where the 2-2 (i think?) motif comes in, as a reminder that Minos Prime is doing this for the city he himself created, and his corpse was forced to destroy. (non-ULTRAKILL players ain't gonna understand shit for this lmao)
Dethroned songs (no matter their previous value on the list):
1. Altars of Apostasy (from ULTRAKILL) - okay. i'mma be honest. in my opinion, this is probably objectively one of the best songs i've ever heard in my life. i literally can't think of a way to improve it. it's just so epic, satisfying, climatic, and just about everything you would want from the ULTRAKILL OST. this. is. peak. ULTRAKILL. and my mind hasn't changed. this is still peak. but Tenebre Rosso Sangue... is PEAKER.
Honourable mentions (not gonna provide links but they're all in my HALL OF FAME playlist anyways):
Emotional Funk (specifically the original) by PGHLFilms - this song was originally in the list, for being both chill and a bop at the same time. but after remembering that he sent gore to someone, and also Plok! Boss (OVERDRIVE MIX) just absolutely destroying 3 quarters of the competition, i knew i had to knock it off the list. (by the way, the second part of the reason was more of the reason than the first part. i know, "separate art from the artist". i still like the song, but the controversy certainly didn't help along with the OVERDRIVE MIX of Plok!'s boss theme barging into the list.)
Win the Race by iteachvader - an instant classic. it's really catchy and memorable, but the reason the song isn't on the list because of how much its quality contrasts with the rest. it's good, but not THAT good.
2006 storm alert from the fucking Weather Channel??? by who the fuck knows - i... yeah. i'm not kidding. whoever composed this went the fuck off with the alert and makes it feel like an actual threat is arriving. why is this not on the list? well, it doesn't exactly fit my taste of music, while still being good to my ears. it's more akin to Kingdom Hearts than, say, ALLIUM ASYLUM. also i used Kingdom Hearts as an example because there's literally a quiz on whether the music is from the Weather Channel or from Kingdom Hearts. i am not kidding.
i sure do hope all of these urls work because i've worked on this section for 3 fucking hours
i have just started making YouTube videos because (sometimes) i find it fun! some videos are exclusive to demi's hideout for the sole reason of only making sense to users here and not bringing too much attention to the site (ironically enough) to the public, which can be seen here!
oh yeah, my YT channel is DehydratedWater. check out, 'tis cool
this section will probably expand a lot more once i make more actually good videos
Scratch - basically where all my music goes! i make music on a mod of Beepbox, if you wanna see my music, then head over here since my SoundCloud is outdated as fuck!
Steam - i do, in fact, have Steam! i have over 40 paid games as of writing this bio down. if you want, my friend code is 1283176695.
Bluesky - yup, i have Bluesky. i do have Twitter too, but i'm never there posting there, especially now as the place becomes more and more of a shithole.
my Demirramon's Hideout main - you're right here dingus
my old Demi's Hideout main - i still use it sometimes, either for a bit or just completely out of nowhere out of the blue
wanna seemost of my links? well, here you go!
now, what is ELUDARNET, and in what ways do i contribute to it?
ELUDARNET is what i like to call an Alternate Multiverse, where the majority of roleplays in Demi's Hideout take place. yes, that does mean every Janna thread is canon in ELUDARNET /hj
anyways, in this multiverse, Undertale and Deltarune (and maybe UTY???) are combined into one world, and a bunch of OCs are basically thrown into the mix, most with no origin, or a lack of one.
i've we've been slowly showing more and more of the LORE behind ELUDARNET, so keep an eye out!
also if you look back at older comments and see some stuff about "clustiverses", ignore all that. that was the old idea of ELUDARNET and it didn't really make any sense and it started a whole argument which caused us to change the definition of ELUDARNET itself lol.
i am co-manager and co-producer of ELUDARNET, while @it's LYNN, dumbass!! is the other way around, being co-producer and co-manager!
so who's the manager and producer of ELUDARNET, you may ask?
...
no one, we didn't decide lmao
yeah... i think that's pretty much it for that.
this section of the bio is just to describe the characters i may use and their respective colour. yes, i'm copying @pogtatodev and many others now, because why not
UnderMaster - one of the handful of super major characters in ELUDARNET! basically an amplified version of me, and also has godly powers for... currently unknown reasons. i dunno, maybe i'll give an origin story for UM one day. but i don't have to... :)
smg1.5 - not as major of a character as UM, but still pretty major! a more accurate way of how i act, and isn't as overpowered as UM, though is still a tough opponent.
Dehy - as accurate of a representation of me (personality-wise) as it gets! Dehy may look like a regular dehydrated being of water, but she has the power to alter reality! only when her power gives a minor convenience, though. weird, wonder why that is... also yeah, she uses and heavily prefers she/her pronouns! (wow kinda like someone else i wonder who that could possibly be)
* sans. - do i... do i even need to explain anything?
Chara - i don't think Chara needs any introduction, lmao. there's actually two different versions of Chara, at least in my eyes, ELU!Chara, who is essentially Fanon Chara, and then ELUAlt!Chara, who is still (potentially) part of the ELUDARNET multiverse, but their personality is more akin to, say, Mathematica's Chara.
des (not to be confused with @pogtatodev's pog) - i decided to differentiate @pogtatodev's pog and my version that i basically never use at least a teensy tiny bit, so now they're des! not to be confused with any other character who may be one letter away from having the same name. original description: after 2 minutes of thinking, i thought "screw it, let's make this a permanent gag", and now occasionally my comments will either include or only be pretending to be @pogtatodev, which will be represented with a light purple colour. they might also be in RPs, but they'd just be a version of @pogtatodev's pog from another timeline or some shtick, i dunno. probably not canon to ELUDARNET however, though that's kind of up to Gnatt because idrk what to think of it.
Jay - Jay the Sandwich Stealer! if you've been on the site for more than 2 hours, you probably already know who Jay is. Jay is a know-it-all who loves to steal sandwiches, and has two forms: his hit Rayman-form™, and then his normal form, which is a humanoid (i think??) jaybird. basically everyone except for, like, 2 or 3 people hate him and slash him all the time.
Spamton - that's right, the big shot you all know and love! either ELUDARNET or Deltarune Spamton, just whatever i feel like.
Airy (HFJONE) - yes, that's right. airy from the object show HFJONE. i've realised how fun it is to roleplay as him, so here he is! and since we have him, we might as well throw in;
Liam (aka Backpack) (HFJONE) - if you haven't already, you should definitely watch HFJONE from start to finish.
Bryce (aka Soda Bottle) (HFJONE) - no seriously watch it i beg you
Narrator 1 - * (Speaks like this.) is the main narrator from my RP messages. despite what it may seem, this narrator does have a personality, and tends to be sarcastic, and has anger issues.
Narrator 2 - ^ [Usually speaks like this.] a rather uncommon character that appears, either as a gag, or to talk directly to Narrator 1. is typically more calm than N1, but they CAN get angry. also, they tend to be, or at least try to be funny.
Ultimate Narrator - > {Symbols are inconsistent, but I'd think this is how they'd speak.} this narrator has no connection to the previous two and cannot communicate to either of them, and this narrator is the true narrator, of whom appears very rarely. they usually describe what N1 does to N2 or the other way around, or they take over because the other narrators are too busy doing something like arguing. however, this narrator does tend to break the fourth wall as well, just like N1 and N2.
okay when i say shoutouts i mean more like a glorified friend list lmao, here you go
(USER DESCRIPTIONS ARE MASSIVE SUBJECTS TO CHANGE.)
@Mixed-Berry Slushie Cookie (Vee Driage) - while he is, in fact, one of my friends, i'll talk about him in the honourable mentions instead because... reasons.
@tobiastoys - while they pretty much don't post anything on Demi's nowadays, he's the one who really kickstarted my interest in roleplaying, which eventually built up to the creation of ELUDARNET! in more basic terms, he basically started ELUDARNET lol. also i keep fucking forgetting to friend them on Discord except i was already friended with him but we don't talk about that
@MoldyMyles - we kinda just became friends because we thought both of us were cool and we were OMORI fans. besides that, idrk much about the guy lmao
@Xoritzhere - similarly to @MoldyMyles, idk the guy all that well. all i know for sure is that they make some cool sprites and uh... that Deltarune AU that i definitely remember the name of, aaand... yeah that's pretty much it.
@Shadow the Hedgehog - while not very active, when they are they are GREAT! a great writer it seems, and extremely inspirational! here's a personal favourite quote of mine from them:
"[...] You see, life isn't about avoiding pain. It's about learning to endure it, to grow stronger because of it. It's about finding the courage to face your fears, to embrace your weaknesses, and to never give up on yourself.
[...] So don't let the darkness consume you. Don't let your past define your future. Instead, use your pain as fuel, your struggles as a testament to your strength. Remember, you are not alone. You are a part of something bigger than yourself. And as long as you have the courage to keep fighting, you will find your way out of the darkness."
@Goofbread - yup, another user that is practically not active anymore (except for the occasional jumpscare), woo. really cool artist, and decent at being funny™! last time i talked to them they had loads of commissions to deal with, so i hope they're doing fine in that regard.
@Three flies in a straightjacket - cool sprites, cool stories, cool funnies, what more could you need? well, he also has a webcomic, and is planning a Clownfly videogame, which i'm particularly excited for!
@☆ Kat ☆ - wow, yet another inactive user! awesome! in all seriousness, this person was probably one of the nicest on the site and made some pretty cool stacks and sprites! too bad they're currently inactive.
@Cirawakalong - this feels a bit like cheating since he barely posts on Demi's, but he's been one of my best friends for ~3 years now, which is just... crazy. as of writing this section, we've posted over 33000 messages to each other on Discord, which is... just fucking insane. he's also good at shooters, a big ULTRAKILL fan, and was the one to inspire me to keep making music!
@it's LYNN, dumbass!! - if you don't know this person, idk what you're doing here in my bio lmao. really funny, amazing at roleplaying (like no seriously, if you want to get started on roleplaying i recommend roleplaying with or getting some tips from them), and even inspirational! they also kickstarted my interest in the music website Beepbox, which built up into... well, my passion for music!
@Sleeper - extraordinarily good at writing stories, and that makes him really great at roleplaying too! of course, he's made Demi's Chaos (more on that later), so that's obviously peak. has also done a lot of other cool yet not very noteworthy things. oh yeah, he's the reason i decided to rewrite this section entirely... after an, um. argument. thankfully it was quickly resolved, and no i will not be answering questions about that.
@iTrapped’s #1 fan - Pluggers? more like Ploggers. That joke was terrible, never cook again. okay jeez
anyways, yeah, makes peak art, and is very silly, what more does one really need to say?
@༄ AkoronoaTheMist ༄ - a certified hood cl-- uhh i mean a certified cool dude (unlike SOMEONE ELSE HERE). just a neat fella, and just like @iTrapped’s #1 fan, is also very silly, something like 14% serious and 98% silly. i know that doesn't add up to 100%, but whatever.
@TetoForest - easily one of the coolest people on the site! i'm, like, 112% sure they're really kind, supportive, and nice! if you want someone to talk to, he might be your go-to guy! just amazingly great.
@PICKELZ - @PICKELZ is... certainly a person of whom exists. infamous for the... well, infamous WHITEFACE account, which started a staged doxxing. so that was cool. (/obvsarcasm)
but on another note, @PICKELZ is weird... but in the funny way! i honestly don't know him personally too well, so i don't think i can say much else lmao.
@𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 mel !! - didn't really expect a UT+DT+OMORI+Terraria fan here on Demi's, but here we are. (wait, wouldn't that be @MAUS, Mimic and Final Judge of sprites. as well?)
incredibly good spriter, and uh.... uhm... cool AUs, yeah!
@pogtatodev - if i could describe @pogtatodev in three words, i'd describe her with "the lovable idiot". it's a bit rude, i know, but is there really a better description for her? it just describes her perfectly. (previously) a massive ULTRAKILL fan, and is ultimately the reason why i got into ULTRAKILL in the first place.
@cas, nobody at all. - similar situation to @MoldyMyles, we just thought both of us were cool and so we friended.
@Andy's Little Femboy - i'm gonna be completely honest, i've pretty much forgotten what this guy was like since he deactivated. in fact, i don't remember why he deactivated! all i really remember is that i'm pretty sure his name was Joshua? but yeah, uh, i hope he didn't commit death upon one's self or something cruel like that. i'd rather not have people killing themselves here.
@Waddleclaws - wow, another user i don't know a lot about!!
@PirateBoyy - similarly to @Three flies in a straightjacket, cool art, good at roleplaying, and is making a game! while i'm... sceptical, i'm interested in what MPREG-- uh i meant PMRPG is gonna look like!
@Callie Acrylic - i'm honestly starting to realise idrk a lot about my friends lmfao. is decent at roleplays, and can be pretty funny! yeah, i'm not sure what else to say lmao. uh, horses of the sea.
@Andy Dreemurr - when i went on writing the description for Andy, i kinda just... sat here, for a minute or two. idk why i felt like i needed to mention that, i just did.
while Andy has been involved in a couple fuckenings™ (again i won't be answering any questions), and caused an infamous incident, at the end of the day Andy is just a nice guy (who's now been radio silent on Demi's, probably for good reasons) trying to hold himself together, and i do hope he's doing okay out there.
@seahorse - i'm honestly starting to realise idrk a lot about my friends lmfao. is decent at roleplays, and can be pretty funny! yeah, i'm not sure what else to say lmao. uh, horses of the sea.
...what? something wrong?
@The Pet Rock Implied In Deltarune - just a silly guy who makes baller art, seemingly without him even realising. but like man, he's gone through so much shit give him a break
@boykisser-kisser - like @PICKELZ, most certainly a person that exists. very peculiar, one might say, but they're decently chill.
@Mask & Hat - wow, smg1.5 calling one of her friends a cool person?? who could've possibly foreseen this?!?!!??!?!
okay but in all seriousness, this guy is really chill and... he's been going through a lot of shit too. hopefully he's been feeling better recently.
@Mailbox_Demons - c'mon, you knew they had to be in here SOMEWHERE. such a fun person, decent at roleplaying, and had really interesting facts, way more interesting than mine's, lol. but then, suddenly, they just disappeared, without a trace. and it's been like that for... surely over 2 years now. i think every user from then missed Mailbox_Demons, and we still remember them to this day. Mailbox, if you somehow, by sheer luck, see this and plan to come back, come back with a BANG, won't ya?
@Mixed-Berry Slushie Cookie (Vee Driage) - he just about passes as an actual good person, but he can be annoying, especially during RPs, and is not really that funny, of which comedy is usually a common aspect in Demi's Hideout users, or, well, at least an attempt at comedy.
@SMG2.5 - definitely one of the accounts of all time. if you do actually plan to start an actual ARG, lemme know, i'd love to see your true potential!
""""ARGs"""" (or now dubbing as "unfamiliars") - how about i dox you next?
furry_assassinator/Slaide - this dude must've had a kink for making people mad or some shit, because holy shit.
jaidenxjosh - if you know, you know. if you don't know, uh, explanation. though i must add, the person behind the account did briefly make a resurgence, apologised, and was forgiven. but, uh, they unfortunately had to leave soon after. certainly a legacy to have, that's for sure.
Neocities website - yeah that's right, i have a website called UNDERMASTER DOES THINGS! it's super unfinished though, so don't expect a lot from it, and especially not for a while.
Demi's Chaos Episodes 2, 3, and 3.5 (old) - Demi's Chaos is a series of textboxes made by @Sleeper and with the assistance of me, inspired by my mega textbox collection! i've contributed in (almost) all episodes, and they're pretty funny, you should give 'em a look! also, from here on out, i'll only be providing links for episodes i contributed to, look towards @Sleeper's profile for more.
my favourite YouTube vid. - it's basically a compilation of Merg doing weird shit and it is a fucking JOY to watch.
@ooc submissions - this is literally just a shortcut to the account for me lmao
why i want to be a girl - yeah, pretty straight-forward. this is also over on my old bio, by the way.
and you've officially reached the end of the new bio! or well, i guess "new" bio, it's been like this for months...
just like i said at the very beginning, some feedback about the new bio would be greatly appreciated! but in the meanwhile, i hope you have a great time (unless you're in the anti-shoutouts then i hope you have a minor inconvenience) today, and as fellow YouTuber YuB says, have a bye-five!
(reminder that @Shayy has their birthday on May 27th)
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i feel so accepted with my new identity i feel so happy with myself being a demigirl... the day i get trans surgery will actually be the best day of my life, mark my words
// WELCOME!
welcome to my bio!
i decided to completely revamp my bio because i felt like i was limiting myself with my old bio.
if you do want to see my old bio again for whatever reason, @UndarMester has been repurposed to archive my old bio. don't worry, this bio will contain all the (important) info the old bio contains there!
oh, and just before we jump in, all images provided have alt text, so if you cannot see an image, hover over the image to see what it's supposed to be or say!
// WARNINGS
i feel like before we begin, we should get some things out there for the sake of warning you when you interact with me.
first off, i'm in the autism spectrum. i might act all goofy and stuff.
i also tend to swear a lot. like, a whole fucking lot. if you don't want me to, i'm fine with that, but if you allow me to, i'll probably swear quite a bit, especially when i'm mad.
along with that, if i ever act rude in any way, i'm absolutely not trying to be rude intentionally unless i say it outright that i'm trying to be rude here.
plus, i might not get a joke right away, or understand the fact that it was, in fact, a joke, so if needed, please use tone indicators, because i'm dumb and stupid.
also, i'm dumb and stupid.
did i mention that i'm dumb and stupid?
oh, let's not forget the fact that i'm dumb and stupid!
and last but not least, i might have a hyperfixation every once in a while that i might yap about.
now that you know that, we can get onto the bio!
// ABOUT ME
my irl nickname is Kris, and no, it's not because of Deltarune, it's just a shorter version of my actual name, and i'm not gonna be revealing my full name. not like you could spell it anyways, lol.
my most common internet alias is DehydratedWater! no i don't know why i'm saying this
the origins behind my username HERE is based on @it's LYNN, dumbass!!'s old main, @SMG1. it was originally just an impersonation account and i thought it would've been funny. but then i started it using more often than my actual main, and uh... yeah, this is me now!
originally i was following the script a bit more, especially with this bio, but i kind of want it to be more of my own thing, and that's why this bio is here in the first place!
also i'm 15 that's probably important
also also, i am pansexual and panromantic, and biologically male but a demigirl.
you can refer to me by he/him, they/them, she/her, i won't mind
but
it'd be cool if you referred to me by she/her
pleasepleasepleaseplease
i know i literally just said i won't mind, but for some reason i love being referred by she/her
calling me by he/him ultimately makes the most sense
they/them is kinda just fine like idrc lmao
but she/her? if you wanna make someone smile just refer to me by she/her it makes me so happy and i'm not really sure why
i am a fan of Undertale, Deltarune, UTY, OMORI, Pizza Tower, (specifically) FNAF World, KinitoPET, Buckshot Roulette, A Dance of Fire and Ice, Rhythm Doctor, ULTRAKILL, WEBFISHING, BLOCK TALES, Sonic CD in particular, S3&K in particular, fast-paced platformers, level editors, one-key rhythm games, YuB, Shayy, Everything Wrong Withs, Matt Rose, Saltydkdan, Bismuth, Yahiamice, minaxa, M80Marc, KyoshiCadre, KingSammelot, Spazmatic Banana, Citrus Dubs, heyimZach, Schaffrillas, It'sC4veden, High Boi, GD Colon, Emkay, Neuro-sama/Vedal, HFJONE, chiptune music, electronic music, piano music, composition, Beepbox along with its mods, Cirawakalong's music, and tierlists.
i am kind of a fan of Baldi's Basics, Sonic, Mario, Will You Snail?, Bloons, Friday Night Funkin', Balatro, Failboat, Markiplier, CiblesGD, Maximum, DougDoug, and redhotsonic.
i am not a fan of puzzle games, too much downtime, shooter games (all but one lmao), and rage games.
i might've missed a few things, do let me know if i do know anything that should be here!
now that i've gotten boring, general info out of the way, how about a little QNA? and by little, i mean 200 questions! ready? alright, run it!
Q 1: What do you like to be called? (In terms of the internet)
A: either by my own username, or if referring to DehydratedWater, you can just call me Dehy. you can also call me Kris, or Caleb.
Q 2: What names do you NOT want to be called?
A: do NOT call me Chris i will strangle you
Q 3: Is your main oc a furry?
A: none of them are.
Q 4: Favorite animal?
A: fox, ig???
Q 5: What is your favorite color?
A: purple, i love purple. only kind of related, but pink has also recently started growing on me... that's probably a sign of smth idk
Q 6: Cookies or cake?
A: cookies they are very delish
Q 7: Are you a morning person or a night owl?
A: i've been switching between both recently lmao
Q 8: What time do you wake up in the morning?
A: on school days, (usually) 6-7 am, any other day it will largely vary from 7 am to 3 pm
Q 9: Are you colorblind in any way?
A: no.
Q 10: Do you like school?
A: kinda??? like, i like the school and teachers themselves but ofc not the students
Q 11: Do you have a crush?
A: yes, i have a fictional crush and i think you already know who that is.
Q 12: What's your opinion on love?
A: for the longest time i didn't know what this meant. and now that i've experienced falling in love with someone who isn't fictional, honestly it might just be because i never really felt love for someone outside of fictional characters like Ralsei, but now that i actually know what it feels like: holy fuck it feels amazing. i'm not sure if i would've liked a gradual sense of love more, but holy fucking shit falling in love made my entire day, in fact it made the day that happened... the best day in my entire life. to that person who made me fall in love for the first time, even if we're apart now, i just want to thank you once more for showing me the feeling while it lasted.
Q 13: Do you like glitter?
A: not really
Q 14: Favorite book/book series?
A: at least atm, don't have any
Q 15: Cats or dogs?
A: dogs, i find cats to be annoying usually :(
if we're not talking about just interacting irl, then maybe cats would be better?
Q 16: What phobias do you have?
A: athazagoraphobia, the fear of being forgotten. i also have a fear of things going wrong
Q 17: Favorite number?
A: not my top favourite probably, but 89
Q 18: Greatest fear?
A: probably the one of things going wrong that i mentioned earlier
Q 19: Are you afraid of heights?
A: not necessarily, the fear mostly comes from dying from those heights
Q 20: Are you a jealous person?
A: yes i can get pretty jealous sometimes
Q 21: Have you lied about something on the internet?
A: as a joke definitely, as smth serious? uh, maybe??? i wouldn't remember. (...or was that a lie...?)
Q 22: Do you prefer long sleeves or short sleeves?
A: long sleeves all the way
Q 23: Headphones or earbuds?
A: headphones
Q 24: What time do you go to bed?
A: school days would be ~10 pm, any other day would be anywhere between midnight and fucking 5 am
Q 25: What’s your favorite season?
A: autumn, ig?
Q 26: What do you ship?
A: Kris x Ralsei (GEE WIZZ I SURE DO WONDER WHY!!)
Q 27: Are you a fan of How to Train Your Dragon?
A: i used to be, kinda just lost interest
Q 28: Do you like Pokémon?
A: ig??????
Q 29: Have you ever drawn on yourself? And if you have, do you have anything drawn on you right now?
A: no
Q 30: Do you sing?
A: i don't have the worst singing voice known to man, so i guess i COULD?
Q 31: Have you ever listened to death metal?
A: no, unless it was like some suno ai shitpost lmao
Q 32: How did you come up with your username?
A: smg1.5: based off of @it's LYNN, dumbass!!'s old main @SMG1, obviously a play on numbers
DehydratedWater: polar opposite of my brother's xbox alt HydratedIce
Q 33: Woof or bork?
A: both? both. both, both is good.
Q 34: What's a bad flaw of yours?
A: i'm like
really fucking nosy
i'm not gonna bother having the full rant lmao go to my qna video if you want that for some reason (refer to YouTube section of bio)
Q 35: Are you tired?
A: yes
Q 36: any pets?
A: uh well i USED to have a cat
then she kinda uh
died
dw i've gotten over it
Q 37: What’s your dream pet?
A: fish, maybe??
Q 38: How long could you go without your best friend?
A: i honestly have no clue
Q 39: door?
A: door. (DOORS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? REFERENCE!??!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?)
Q 40: when’s the last time you cried?
A: 21st of June, just after 20th's midnight
Q 41: Where are you writing this? (Bed, desk, table, etc)
A: at my bed-desk amalgamate (yes you heard me right, my bed and desk are combined together into one)
Q 42: What’s your best quality?
A: probably the same as @Cirawakalong's, music-- ACTUALLY ACTUALLY i'm like REALLY good at thinking at concepts, i will put my idea on a cool concept and make like 2 billion paragraphs about it
Q 43: What’s your favorite emoticon?
A: :U is hella underrated, but i like (: quite a bit
i've also come to use :3 and other variations of :3 more often, usually with people i feel really comfortable with
Q 44: How many scars do you have?
A: unless you're not counting ones that have recovered, probably somewhere well into the 20s if not the 30s.
Q 45: Do you play Minecraft?
A: occasionally
Q 46: Do you play roblox?
A: yeah
Q 47: Do you play among us?
A: basically not at all
Q 48: Do you have long nails?
A: no
Q 49: What was your favorite grade?
A: idk?? nursery???????
Q 50: How many kids do you have in your basement?
A: 412
Q 51: Are your hands cold?
A: no, quite the opposite (not really though)
Q 52: Weird fact about you?
A: i'm like, REALLY obsessed with super specific songs. at one point it was Homestuck's Penumbra Phantasm (i don't even know shit about Homestuck
), and it also used to be You're Mine by DAGames of all thingsQ 53: What color is your room painted?
A: white
Q 53: If you could lose a finger, which one would you lose?
A: my right pinkie specifically (fun fact, i typed this without using that specific finger!)
Q 54: Are you tall, average, or short?
A: taller than average
Q 55: Are you allergic to anything?
A: not that i know of
Q 56: Would you rather have fake or real flowers in your house?
A: fake, i guess
Q 57: Favorite class in school at the moment?
A: Music
Q 58: What is your favorite letter?
A: uhhh idfk, S??
Q 59: Do you like/watch anime?
A: not really
Q 60: What are your favorite YouTubers/streamers?
A: go take a look at one at that one part where i show a buncha youtubers in my qna vid (refer to YouTube section of bio)
Q 61: What job do you want in the future?
A: either author, videogame music composer, or video editor
Q 62: How many pillows do you sleep with at night?
A: used to be 3, now it's just one (ig two if you count the body pillow?)
Q 63: Do you prefer digital art or traditional art?
A: digital
Q 64: Colour pencils or markers?
A: pencils i guess????? (i say ig a lot here holy shit)
Q 65: What's your favorite song(s) at the moment?
A: a... lot of songs. current favourite is It's TV Time! from Deltarune Chapter 3, holy fuck it goes hard
Q 66: What's your favorite mythical creature?
A: dragons, ig????
Q 67: Are you a good or bad speller?
A: i'm a good speller
Q 68: Do you need glasses?
A: okay maybe but i don't wannaaa :<
Q 69 (nice): Have you ever climbed a tree?
A: no
Q 70: Do you have curly hair?
A: no i don't
Q 71: Are you a sleep talker?
A: no
Q 72: What are some pet peeves you have?
A: for some reason i have an extreme pet peeve for when a hallway unwantedly narrows itself, like if it's already narrow that's fine, but like if a shower curtain gives me less space to shower i get really angy at the curtain for some reason
Q 73: Are you a messy person?
A: yes definitely no doubt on that
Q 74: What fictional character would you like to meet?
A: OH BOY I SURE DO FUCKING WONDER WHAT THE ANSWER IS GOING TO BE I WONDER IF IT'S GOING TO BE RALSEI THAT WOULD BE REALLY UNEXPECTED
Q 75: Are you indecisive?
A: sometimes yeah, i kinda rely on others' decisions lol
Q 76: Are you an introvert or extrovert? (Or ambivert?)
A: i'm slightly on the introvert side
Q 77: What superpower do you want?
A: shapeshifting, next
Q 78: Do you sleep with socks on?
A: no i'm normal
Q 79: Do you like hoodies?
A: yea
Q 80: Do you write stories? If so, how young were you when you wrote your first story?
A: yeah, i was like 6 or 8 when i wrote my first story
Q 81: Can you cross your eyes?
A: i think???
Q 82: Do you overthink things?
A: yeah sometimes
Q 83: Have people vented to you before?
A: yes, multiple times
Q 84: Do you create nicknames for your friends/family members?
A: not really, the closest thing i did to that is my brother insisted that when i say his second name, i should just say "ravioli" instead of his actual second name since no one can pronounce his second name
Q 85: Do you know more than one language?
A: technically, yes
Q 86: What color eyes do you like the most?
A: PURPLE. PURPLE. EYES.
Q 87: Have you dyed your hair before?
A: no
Q 88: What's your zodiac sign?
A: scorpio
Q 89: How many ocs do you have?
A: i have stickman, UnderMaster, smg1.5, and Dehy so that's 4
Q 90: Which spelling do you prefer? Grey or Gray?
A: grey
Q 91: Do you have a song stuck in your head? If so, what is it/what line is it?
A: currently @Cirawakalong's 'imaginarium_' goes fucking hard and is stuck in my head go listen to it please...
Q 92: Do you need braces or have you had them?
A: no and no
Q 93: What's your least favorite colour?
A: grey?
Q 94: Family or friends?
A: fwiend :3 (okay so for choosing friends over family i've kinda put myself in dire consequences lmao)
Q 95: Do you have a friend that you're more close to than the others?
A: definitely, at least 3
Q 96:Would you rather read online books or hard copy books?
A: what kind of fucking question is this
uh hard copies ig????
Q 97: Can you fall asleep to the sound of rain?
A: absolutely
Q 98: What colour do you have the most of in your room?
A: white and brown
Q 99: Are you a patient person?
A: more or less, if it's the toilet though, then absolutely not
Q 100: What's your favorite thing to drink?
A: i am a fellow fanta fruit twist enjoyer
Q 101: Cheesecake or normal cake?
A: normal, i don't think i've tried cheesecake but i sure as hell don't want to lol
Q 102: Vanilla or Chocolate?
A: choco!!!!
Q 103: What is your least favorite sound?
A: when you play a compressed wav on windows media player and it's loud as shit and it's essentially a jumpscare of static
Q 104: If you could go back in time to fix something, what would it be?
A: uh a lot of things actually
Q 105: What can you draw better, humans or animals?
A: humans ig?
Q 106: Would you redesign your room if you could?
A: nah
...okay maybe
but my idea would be a kind of room i wouldn't really want my parents to see lmaoo
(note: i wrote this answer long before adding this to my bio so i don't remember what the fuck this means
)(maybe i wanted to have a buncha posters of Ralsei or smth lmao)
Q 107: What is your dream house?
A: idk i kinda already like the house i'm in, even if my room is super small, like this bed-desk amalgamation i have literally takes up half of my room lmao
Q 108: Apple or Android?
A: android
Q 109: What’s your favorite fruit?
A: banambanan
Q 110: What’s your favorite vegetable?
A: broccoli or potatoes
Q 111: Are you a vegan/vegetarian/anything of the sort?
A: no
Q 112: What’s your favorite sport?
A: idfk, tennis??
Q 113: What’s something you want to do, but haven’t?
A: edit full videos (i'm starting to get the hang of that though...!)
Q 114: Do you wish there was more time in the day?
A: yesn't...n't?
Q 115: Would you rather have all the money in the world or friends in the world you wanted?
A: all the money, because a) i could donate to charities that actually need the money, b) i can buy whatever the fuck i want essentially, and c) i could move around the world and meet all of my friends in person! (hypothetically)
Q 116: What’s the first word that comes to your mind when I say the letter A?
A: a
Q 117: Do you get heart burn often?
A: no
Q 118: What’s a book/book series you’d read all over again?
A: Wings of Fire
Q 119: What’s your favorite quote?
A: not my top fav, but "human... i remember you're genocides....."
Q 120: We all have that one person that understands you and cares for you more than the rest. Who is it?
A: either cira, blueforest, or gnatt, i wouldn't know for sure, but i'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say gnatt is more likely to be that one person
mostly because they're considerably older than cira and blueforest, blue's definitely a close second tho
Q 121: What’s your favorite meal for dinner?
A: CHEESE PIZZA I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE PIZZA SO MUCH
Q 122: Are you left handed or right handed? Or ambidextrous?
A: right handed, like a fucking NORMIE
Q 123: Who’s your favorite superhero?
A: i don't necessarily have a favourite
Q 124: Would you rather go back to the past or the future?
A: to the past if i can go back to the present
if i can't i wanna see what my future looks like
Q 125: Do you use light mode or dark mode?
A: dark mode all the way
Q 126: What is the longest time you’ve gone without sleep?
A: probably 1 or 2 days, maybe even 3 or 4
Q 127: What makes you angry?
A: when someone calls me (irl) by the WRONG FUCKING NAME
Q 128: If you had 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
A: infinite money, a functional brain that i can switch between, 4 more wishes, the ability to go to different universes and take people with me, the ability to teleport, "immortality" (can still temporarily experience afterlife manually), and if this isn't a genie i'm getting these wishes from, give me the ability to see 10 seconds into the future, and if it is, let the genie free and give them a vessel to use (either completely new or dead, preferably)
Q 129: Do you have a fight or flight response? (Do you run away first or do you fight first?)
A: i'm getting the fuck outta there
Q 130: Do you have online friends?
A: well yeah obviously
Q 131: Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
A: closed, make sure it is shut ALL THE WAY
Q 132: Would you rather be always cold or always warm?
A: always warm
Q 133: What motivates you?
A: my motivation is part of an rng function (i'm basically saying it's essentially out of my control lol)
Q 134: Have you ever rode a horse?
A: no, i don't think so?
Q 135: Would you rather give someone a gift or be given a gift?
A: i already have most of what i want, i think i'd rather give someone a gift
Q 136: Do you like going shopping?
A: not really, it really depends on how long we're there for
Q 137: Are you a quiet person?
A: my voice is anything but quiet, but in school i don't talk a lot, so ig yes physically and not mentally??
Q 138: What’s your favorite holiday?
A: chrisma
Q 139: What’s your favorite candy?
A: MAOAM blocks or whatever the fuck they were called
Q 140: Is there foods/a food you cannot have?
A: no?
Q 141: If you had a warning label on you, what would it be?
A: BEWARE: This person is someone who thinks they're stupid, but thinks they're being satire, but they really are stupid. You've been warned.
Q 142: Do you plan on living with someone in the future?
A: maybe, if i somehow find someone for me, i'd live with them in the future... either that or i'm going to be staying with my mom
Q 143: What is your LEAST favorite day of the week?
A: mondays i suppose
Q 144: Sandals or sneakers?
A: sneakers
Q 145: Have you ever won any awards?
A: i won a dancing competition at school does that count
Q 146: What are some goals you hope to achieve in the future?
A: achieve one of my dream jobs, maybe get my music in a videogame with credit, etc etc
Q 147: If you had to be an animal, what would you be?
A: fox
Q 148: What is the last movie you’ve watched?
A: it's been so long that i forgor
Q 149: Do you believe in ghosts?
A: i used to, now i'm not sure
Q 150: What’s something you like that others don’t?
A: uh impersonation (FOR FUN.)
Q 151: Do you have any stuffed animals you had as a baby?
A: why would i remember this lmao
Q 152: Are you tickleish?
A: yeah kind of
Q 153: What is the formula for water?
A: H2O
Q 154: Do you like legos?
A: yea
Q 155: Are you religious?
A: not really
Q 156: Do you enjoy doing laundry?
A: what kind of fucking question is this of course not
Q 157: How close are you to your friends?
A: 3 are particularly close, the rest are mixed
Q 158: What do you think is the most useless letter?
A: z, i guess???
Q 159:Have you ever broken a bone?
A: no i don't think so
Q 160: What would you do if you had 1 million dollars?
A: buy a buncha shit
Q 161: Do you want to live in another country when you grow up?
A: maybe?
Q 162: What percent is your device at?
A: 93% (as of writing this)
Q 163: Have you ever passed out?
A: i don't think so
Q 164: What videogame gives you the most nostalgia?
A: there's this flash game called Johnny Upgrade, where you play as this guy who has to go through some sort of base to fight a boss, and you use coins to buy necessary upgrades. my earliest memories of playing a game, at least on the computer, come from this game, and also some sort of 3d shitty pacman ripoff lmao
Q 165: Have you ever gone on an airplane?
A: yes
Q 166: Have you ever lied about something serious?
A: yes
Q 167: Have you ever skipped school?
A: maybe??
Q 168: Do you like alt style?
A: idk what this means
if it means alt accounts then fuck yeah i do i have like over 40 billion alts here lmao
Q 169: Do you have ripped jeans?
A: no
Q 170: What’s your best roast?
A: i don't really do roasts and i'm not usually good at roasting chicken
Q 171: What's something you really want but can't get?
A: atm, it would be either a paid daw or uh idfk ultrakill 2 or smth
Q 172: Do you get stomach aches?
A: i think occasionally yeah
Q 173: Do you have spotify?
A: not anymore
Q 174: What is the longest you've ever slept?
A: probably like 14-16 hours
Q 175: Do you have wall hangings in your room?
A: i guess??
A 176: What are your favourite pair of shoes?
A: i literally know nothing about shoe brands so i can't answer this
Q 177: Do think you have too many clothes?
A: no, think not enough clothes
Q 178: What is your LEAST favourite gender stereotype?
A: off of the top of my head, probably the one where boys need to be MEN and NEVER CRY and oh my god i fucking hate that stereotype so much, anyone who believes in that stereotype, i wish them a minor inconvenience every fucking nanosecond
Q 179: What's a gift you've asked for?
A: a bunch of steam games that my brother bought for me, two in particular being celeste and will you snail
Q 180: Is there a holiday you do not celebrate?
A: thanksgiving ig??????
Q 181: What are you wearing today?
A: t-shirt and trousers
Q 182:What is your biggest achievement?
A: probably the songs that i've made most recently
Q 183: Do you have tics/tourettes syndrome?
A: no
Q 184: How was school for you during COVID?
A: 'twas alright ig
Q 185: Favourite emoji?
A: 💀
Q 186: Do you have mismatched socks?
A: no
Q
A: it's fine ig
Oh, the snow.
The cold, beautiful snow.
Is it not just admirable?
...
Oh, it snowed. So much.
It snowed. It snowed. It snowed.
It
happened.
It happened. "And who's going to hear?"
Me.
Q 188: Do you like swimming?
A: not really
Q 189: Have you watched Hamilton?
A: no
Q 190: Do you have Netflix?
A: yeah on the family tv
Q 191: Do you have good hearing?
A: i think??
Q 192: What's a weird fact you know?
A: Penumbra Phantasm is an unreleased Homestuck song made by Toby Fox, and--
Q 193: What's the longest time you've spent on a drawing?
A: idfk, 2+ hours?????
Q 194: How many sexualities do you know?
A: probably ~10?
Q 195: How many chargers do you have?
A: 4 i think
Q 196: What is a song that you know all the lyrics to?
A: i don't really listen to songs with lyrics
Q 197: Do you have any beanie boos?
A: nuh uh!!!!!!
Q 198: What is the largest bruise you've ever gotten?
A: i once tripped onto my knee, and it was bleeding EVERYWHERE. i genuinely thought i had a hole in my knee lmao
Q 199: Do you have a desk in your room?
A: i guess? depends on how you define a desk
Q 200: Would you rather explore space or the ocean?
A: the ocean has dangers that we are certain of exist, meanwhile space is not so certain, so i at least have a chance of being safe in space, so i'd rather explore space
and that's all of my about me section! for more info on me in general, click over here!
// THAT ONE HUGE SECTION WHERE I TALK ABOUT MUSIC FOR LIKE 7 HOURS LMAO
now, i like music a lot. how about we list my top 20 (specifically) favourites?
20. Enemy Retreating (from UTY) - of course it's gonna be here. it was a bit difficult to put it down this low, though... it's not bad, it's just the rest of these songs are so much more of a banger.
19. Fatality (originally from the FNF mod Vs. Sonic.exe, apparently in its own mod, song by Saster) - probably one of my favourite FNF songs, both in charting and song! it's short, but also snappy!
18. World's End Valentine (from OMORI) - to all OMORI fans, this should be obvious. just listen to the song, i ain't gonna explain this one.
17. Guns Blazing (from UTY) - Axis thinks the song is too distracting, but i love it either way.
16. the kitty city! (remix of "meowtropolis", originally by vivivivivi, remix by cirawakalong) - probably one of my favourite songs from cirawakalong, even if it is just a remix!
15. It Go (by answearingmachine, revised version used in A Dance of Fire and Ice) - if you know DehydratedWater lore, you know i've listened to It Go so many times that i'm just basically forced to love it. not that that's a bad thing though!
14. Starless Supernova (from ALLIUM ASYLUM) - one of many excellent soundtracks from ALLIUM ASYLUM! go check the OST, it'll be worth a listen!
13. A GAME THEORY (epic remix of "BIG SHOT" by Aduckted) - this tribute to MatPat is just so well-made with so many little references, that there's no way a Game Theory fan can't at least appreciate the song here!
12. You Cannot Go Back (from OMORI) - the main reason this song's so high up is because of that one part
11. Jazzy Juice (by KingSammelot) - probably my favourite song with lyrics, just above YuB's "I am Not Me"! it's so catchy and-- agh- UAUGUGHUHGUAHUGHGAUH
10. Shploink Overdose (by KingSammelot) - okay this one is just a fucking bop and you can NOT deny that.
9. CIWSDASE (from FNF: VS. CAMELLIA BONUS) - this song absolutely needed vocals, because without them it feels kinda empty. thankfully, BF fits the bill for this song perfectly, and makes the song some of the best!
8. Silly Billy (from the FNF mod Hit Single Real) - don't act surprised. by the way, my favourite part is from 3:21, becoming PEAK sb at 3:32 up to 3:43.
7. VOIDSIDE SWORDFIGHT (by AZALI) - i-- i don't even know. i just like the song. listen. piano and accordian and violin go brrrrrrr.
6. No Facade (from ALLIUM ASYLUM) - i like when guitar go brr. okay but seriously, i love the guitars in this song!
5. Plok! Boss (OVERDRIVE MIX) (originally from Plok!, remixed by Miketama) - think of music from Plok!. okay, now combine that with DOOM Eternal, and this is basically what you get. in the best way possible. oh my fucking god, the drop that reveals the true song fucking sends shivers down my spine every time, it is just THAT good.
4. Queen Battle Original (unused from Deltarune) - i get where Toby Fox is coming from, but he literally decided to make the biggest fucking bop and basically said "nah this is too good" lmao
3. Hopes and Dreams (from Undertale) - if you need me to explain why Hopes and Dreams is good, you might need to see a doctor.
2. Power of SPAMTON (unused from Deltarune) - i fucking loved POWER OF NEO, and i was always so sad that it was cut so short. so having an OFFICIAL EXTENSION of this BANGER just makes me so happy!
1. Tenebre Rosso Sangue (from ULTRAKILL) - first, it was a close second to Altars of Apostasy, then it was a tie, and here we are now, Altars of Apostasy dethroned by this. the current hardest level in the game, with the song that fittingly goes the hardest. when you die on P-2 with this song playing, you feel humiliated. but when you succeed through a room, possibly even P-ranking the level, with this song... you feel like a fucking god. an unstoppable force, capable of anything. this is like Altars of Apostasy, if it was on performance-enhancing drugs, also known as steroids. lots. and lots. of steroids. and i'm all for it. this is not just peak ULTRAKILL. it is more than that. this is peak FPS music.
Inbetween songs (songs that would fit inbetween positions on the list {no coloured numbers because fuck yuo}):
12.5. Mudroads (from BLOCK TALES) - just a happy, little, energetic bop. this song may not be anything interesting which is why it's so low, but i love it so much i even made a remix of it! maybe i'll post that someday, i dunno.
7.5. Sentient Statue (from BLOCK TALES) - this is probably the most ULTRAKILL-sounding soundtrack in BLOCK TALES, but that's not its defining factor; its defining factor is sheer epicness. and it goes HARD, just like how hard that fucking statue hits jesus christ
7.25. Komodo Dragon (from BLOCK TALES) - wow, a third BLOCK TALES OST in a row! this one, just like Sentient Statue, fits really well with the threat involved. it also has a really nice hook to it, and uhh... that's all i can really think of lmao
6.5. The Iron Cafe (from BLOCK TALES) - huh, another one... uh, this one's defining quality is just being a fucking bop. i don't know how to describe it. especially the lyrics, literally one of the lyrics is i think "brownies brownies" and yet it's so iconic that i can't not include it in the list.
5.5. War Without Reason (from ULTRAKILL) - iconic drums, alarm sound that goes hard as fuck, and just overall a banger. i don't know why i didn't add this in earlier... i guess... you could say... i had no reason to not add this sooner...
3.5. Hatred (from BLOCK TALES) - okay that's enough BLOCK TALES OSTs. (spoilers for BLOCK TALES Chapter 3 lol) this one is associated with the final boss of Chapter 3, and my oh my, was it a surprise. the boss was suffering, but this music more than made up for it. if you listen to previous OSTs, you may notice snippets of Hatred in other OSTs. that's really fucking cool and that just makes me appreciate BLOCK TALES as a whole even more than i already had
2.5. Cosmic Eternity ~ Believe in Yourself {jesus christ that is a long song name} (from Sonic CD) - 3 words. peak Sonic CD. four technically, but whatever. in extension, if the lyrics of your song send a (good) chill down my spine, that means you've made peak lyrics. and that's what has exactly been done here. and oh my fucking god, "you've got to have some faith in yourself if you want respect from your friends" might be one of the best lyrics of all time (in combination with the line before that to make the rhyming work lmao).
1.5. WAR (from ULTRAKILL) - yet another amazing addition to the legendary P-2. amazing, climatic, and probably its best feature is the intro for it. it really does feel like you're about to fight against a god (even though you don't but you know what i mean). if P-2 offers not one, but TWO peak songs, one of them being the most peak, then i can only imagine what P-3, and possibly another Prime Sanctuum like P-E, has to offer.
1.25. ORDER (from ULTRAKILL) - i thought the prime bosses' themes deserved some respect. WAR is just slightly worse than ORDER, just by the TINIEST bit of an inch. the problem people usually have with WAR is that it's pretty in-your-face, but i don't mind that actually. the only reason i ranked ORDER up higher is because of how emotional it feels. especially the fucking part where the 2-2 (i think?) motif comes in, as a reminder that Minos Prime is doing this for the city he himself created, and his corpse was forced to destroy. (non-ULTRAKILL players ain't gonna understand shit for this lmao)
Dethroned songs (no matter their previous value on the list):
1. Altars of Apostasy (from ULTRAKILL) - okay. i'mma be honest. in my opinion, this is probably objectively one of the best songs i've ever heard in my life. i literally can't think of a way to improve it. it's just so epic, satisfying, climatic, and just about everything you would want from the ULTRAKILL OST. this. is. peak. ULTRAKILL. and my mind hasn't changed. this is still peak. but Tenebre Rosso Sangue... is PEAKER.
Honourable mentions (not gonna provide links but they're all in my HALL OF FAME playlist anyways):
Emotional Funk (specifically the original) by PGHLFilms - this song was originally in the list, for being both chill and a bop at the same time. but after remembering that he sent gore to someone, and also Plok! Boss (OVERDRIVE MIX) just absolutely destroying 3 quarters of the competition, i knew i had to knock it off the list. (by the way, the second part of the reason was more of the reason than the first part. i know, "separate art from the artist". i still like the song, but the controversy certainly didn't help along with the OVERDRIVE MIX of Plok!'s boss theme barging into the list.)
Win the Race by iteachvader - an instant classic. it's really catchy and memorable, but the reason the song isn't on the list because of how much its quality contrasts with the rest. it's good, but not THAT good.
2006 storm alert from the fucking Weather Channel??? by who the fuck knows - i... yeah. i'm not kidding. whoever composed this went the fuck off with the alert and makes it feel like an actual threat is arriving. why is this not on the list? well, it doesn't exactly fit my taste of music, while still being good to my ears. it's more akin to Kingdom Hearts than, say, ALLIUM ASYLUM. also i used Kingdom Hearts as an example because there's literally a quiz on whether the music is from the Weather Channel or from Kingdom Hearts. i am not kidding.
i sure do hope all of these urls work because i've worked on this section for 3 fucking hours
// YOUTUBE
i have just started making YouTube videos because (sometimes) i find it fun! some videos are exclusive to demi's hideout for the sole reason of only making sense to users here and not bringing too much attention to the site (ironically enough) to the public, which can be seen here!
oh yeah, my YT channel is DehydratedWater. check out, 'tis cool
this section will probably expand a lot more once i make more actually good videos
// LINKTREE
wanna see
// ELUDARNET
now, what is ELUDARNET, and in what ways do i contribute to it?
ELUDARNET is what i like to call an Alternate Multiverse, where the majority of roleplays in Demi's Hideout take place. yes, that does mean every Janna thread is canon in ELUDARNET /hj
anyways, in this multiverse, Undertale and Deltarune (and maybe UTY???) are combined into one world, and a bunch of OCs are basically thrown into the mix, most with no origin, or a lack of one.
also if you look back at older comments and see some stuff about "clustiverses", ignore all that. that was the old idea of ELUDARNET and it didn't really make any sense and it started a whole argument which caused us to change the definition of ELUDARNET itself lol.
i am co-manager and co-producer of ELUDARNET, while @it's LYNN, dumbass!! is the other way around, being co-producer and co-manager!
so who's the manager and producer of ELUDARNET, you may ask?
...
no one, we didn't decide lmao
yeah... i think that's pretty much it for that.
CHARACTERS
this section of the bio is just to describe the characters i may use and their respective colour. yes, i'm copying @pogtatodev and many others now, because why not
UnderMaster - one of the handful of super major characters in ELUDARNET! basically an amplified version of me, and also has godly powers for... currently unknown reasons. i dunno, maybe i'll give an origin story for UM one day. but i don't have to... :)
smg1.5 - not as major of a character as UM, but still pretty major! a more accurate way of how i act, and isn't as overpowered as UM, though is still a tough opponent.
Dehy - as accurate of a representation of me (personality-wise) as it gets! Dehy may look like a regular dehydrated being of water, but she has the power to alter reality! only when her power gives a minor convenience, though. weird, wonder why that is... also yeah, she uses and heavily prefers she/her pronouns! (wow kinda like someone else i wonder who that could possibly be)
* sans. - do i... do i even need to explain anything?
Chara - i don't think Chara needs any introduction, lmao. there's actually two different versions of Chara, at least in my eyes, ELU!Chara, who is essentially Fanon Chara, and then ELUAlt!Chara, who is still (potentially) part of the ELUDARNET multiverse, but their personality is more akin to, say, Mathematica's Chara.
des (not to be confused with @pogtatodev's pog) - i decided to differentiate @pogtatodev's pog and my version that i basically never use at least a teensy tiny bit, so now they're des! not to be confused with any other character who may be one letter away from having the same name. original description: after 2 minutes of thinking, i thought "screw it, let's make this a permanent gag", and now occasionally my comments will either include or only be pretending to be @pogtatodev, which will be represented with a light purple colour. they might also be in RPs, but they'd just be a version of @pogtatodev's pog from another timeline or some shtick, i dunno. probably not canon to ELUDARNET however, though that's kind of up to Gnatt because idrk what to think of it.
Jay - Jay the Sandwich Stealer! if you've been on the site for more than 2 hours, you probably already know who Jay is. Jay is a know-it-all who loves to steal sandwiches, and has two forms: his hit Rayman-form™, and then his normal form, which is a humanoid (i think??) jaybird. basically everyone except for, like, 2 or 3 people hate him and slash him all the time.
Spamton - that's right, the big shot you all know and love! either ELUDARNET or Deltarune Spamton, just whatever i feel like.
Airy (HFJONE) - yes, that's right. airy from the object show HFJONE. i've realised how fun it is to roleplay as him, so here he is! and since we have him, we might as well throw in;
Liam (aka Backpack) (HFJONE) - if you haven't already, you should definitely watch HFJONE from start to finish.
Bryce (aka Soda Bottle) (HFJONE) - no seriously watch it i beg you
Narrator 1 - * (Speaks like this.) is the main narrator from my RP messages. despite what it may seem, this narrator does have a personality, and tends to be sarcastic, and has anger issues.
Narrator 2 - ^ [Usually speaks like this.] a rather uncommon character that appears, either as a gag, or to talk directly to Narrator 1. is typically more calm than N1, but they CAN get angry. also, they tend to be, or at least try to be funny.
Ultimate Narrator - > {Symbols are inconsistent, but I'd think this is how they'd speak.} this narrator has no connection to the previous two and cannot communicate to either of them, and this narrator is the true narrator, of whom appears very rarely. they usually describe what N1 does to N2 or the other way around, or they take over because the other narrators are too busy doing something like arguing. however, this narrator does tend to break the fourth wall as well, just like N1 and N2.
// FRIENDS & SHOUTOUTS
okay when i say shoutouts i mean more like a glorified friend list lmao, here you go
(USER DESCRIPTIONS ARE MASSIVE SUBJECTS TO CHANGE.)
@Mixed-Berry Slushie Cookie (Vee Driage) - while he is, in fact, one of my friends, i'll talk about him in the honourable mentions instead because... reasons.
@tobiastoys - while they pretty much don't post anything on Demi's nowadays, he's the one who really kickstarted my interest in roleplaying, which eventually built up to the creation of ELUDARNET! in more basic terms, he basically started ELUDARNET lol. also i keep fucking forgetting to friend them on Discord
@MoldyMyles - we kinda just became friends because we thought both of us were cool and we were OMORI fans. besides that, idrk much about the guy lmao
@Xoritzhere - similarly to @MoldyMyles, idk the guy all that well. all i know for sure is that they make some cool sprites and uh... that Deltarune AU that i definitely remember the name of, aaand... yeah that's pretty much it.
@Shadow the Hedgehog - while not very active, when they are they are GREAT! a great writer it seems, and extremely inspirational! here's a personal favourite quote of mine from them:
"[...] You see, life isn't about avoiding pain. It's about learning to endure it, to grow stronger because of it. It's about finding the courage to face your fears, to embrace your weaknesses, and to never give up on yourself.
[...] So don't let the darkness consume you. Don't let your past define your future. Instead, use your pain as fuel, your struggles as a testament to your strength. Remember, you are not alone. You are a part of something bigger than yourself. And as long as you have the courage to keep fighting, you will find your way out of the darkness."
@Goofbread - yup, another user that is practically not active anymore (except for the occasional jumpscare), woo. really cool artist, and decent at being funny™! last time i talked to them they had loads of commissions to deal with, so i hope they're doing fine in that regard.
@Three flies in a straightjacket - cool sprites, cool stories, cool funnies, what more could you need? well, he also has a webcomic, and is planning a Clownfly videogame, which i'm particularly excited for!
@☆ Kat ☆ - wow, yet another inactive user! awesome! in all seriousness, this person was probably one of the nicest on the site and made some pretty cool stacks and sprites! too bad they're currently inactive.
@Cirawakalong - this feels a bit like cheating since he barely posts on Demi's, but he's been one of my best friends for ~3 years now, which is just... crazy. as of writing this section, we've posted over 33000 messages to each other on Discord, which is... just fucking insane. he's also good at shooters, a big ULTRAKILL fan, and was the one to inspire me to keep making music!
@it's LYNN, dumbass!! - if you don't know this person, idk what you're doing here in my bio lmao. really funny, amazing at roleplaying (like no seriously, if you want to get started on roleplaying i recommend roleplaying with or getting some tips from them), and even inspirational! they also kickstarted my interest in the music website Beepbox, which built up into... well, my passion for music!
@Sleeper - extraordinarily good at writing stories, and that makes him really great at roleplaying too! of course, he's made Demi's Chaos (more on that later), so that's obviously peak. has also done a lot of other cool yet not very noteworthy things. oh yeah, he's the reason i decided to rewrite this section entirely... after an, um. argument. thankfully it was quickly resolved, and no i will not be answering questions about that.
@iTrapped’s #1 fan - Pluggers? more like Ploggers. That joke was terrible, never cook again. okay jeez
anyways, yeah, makes peak art, and is very silly, what more does one really need to say?
@༄ AkoronoaTheMist ༄ - a certified hood cl-- uhh i mean a certified cool dude (unlike SOMEONE ELSE HERE). just a neat fella, and just like @iTrapped’s #1 fan, is also very silly, something like 14% serious and 98% silly. i know that doesn't add up to 100%, but whatever.
@TetoForest - easily one of the coolest people on the site! i'm, like, 112% sure they're really kind, supportive, and nice! if you want someone to talk to, he might be your go-to guy! just amazingly great.
@PICKELZ - @PICKELZ is... certainly a person of whom exists. infamous for the... well, infamous WHITEFACE account, which started a staged doxxing. so that was cool. (/obvsarcasm)
but on another note, @PICKELZ is weird... but in the funny way! i honestly don't know him personally too well, so i don't think i can say much else lmao.
@𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 mel !! - didn't really expect a UT+DT+OMORI+Terraria fan here on Demi's, but here we are. (wait, wouldn't that be @MAUS, Mimic and Final Judge of sprites. as well?)
incredibly good spriter, and uh.... uhm... cool AUs, yeah!
@pogtatodev - if i could describe @pogtatodev in three words, i'd describe her with "the lovable idiot". it's a bit rude, i know, but is there really a better description for her? it just describes her perfectly. (previously) a massive ULTRAKILL fan, and is ultimately the reason why i got into ULTRAKILL in the first place.
@cas, nobody at all. - similar situation to @MoldyMyles, we just thought both of us were cool and so we friended.
@Andy's Little Femboy - i'm gonna be completely honest, i've pretty much forgotten what this guy was like since he deactivated. in fact, i don't remember why he deactivated! all i really remember is that i'm pretty sure his name was Joshua? but yeah, uh, i hope he didn't commit death upon one's self or something cruel like that. i'd rather not have people killing themselves here.
@Waddleclaws - wow, another user i don't know a lot about!!
@PirateBoyy - similarly to @Three flies in a straightjacket, cool art, good at roleplaying, and is making a game! while i'm... sceptical, i'm interested in what MPREG-- uh i meant PMRPG is gonna look like!
@Callie Acrylic - i'm honestly starting to realise idrk a lot about my friends lmfao. is decent at roleplays, and can be pretty funny! yeah, i'm not sure what else to say lmao. uh, horses of the sea.
@Andy Dreemurr - when i went on writing the description for Andy, i kinda just... sat here, for a minute or two. idk why i felt like i needed to mention that, i just did.
while Andy has been involved in a couple fuckenings™ (again i won't be answering any questions), and caused an infamous incident, at the end of the day Andy is just a nice guy (who's now been radio silent on Demi's, probably for good reasons) trying to hold himself together, and i do hope he's doing okay out there.
@seahorse - i'm honestly starting to realise idrk a lot about my friends lmfao. is decent at roleplays, and can be pretty funny! yeah, i'm not sure what else to say lmao. uh, horses of the sea.
...what? something wrong?
@The Pet Rock Implied In Deltarune - just a silly guy who makes baller art, seemingly without him even realising. but like man, he's gone through so much shit give him a break
@boykisser-kisser - like @PICKELZ, most certainly a person that exists. very peculiar, one might say, but they're decently chill.
@Mask & Hat - wow, smg1.5 calling one of her friends a cool person?? who could've possibly foreseen this?!?!!??!?!
okay but in all seriousness, this guy is really chill and... he's been going through a lot of shit too. hopefully he's been feeling better recently.
// HONORABLE MENTIONS & ANTI-SHOUTOUTS
@Mailbox_Demons - c'mon, you knew they had to be in here SOMEWHERE. such a fun person, decent at roleplaying, and had really interesting facts, way more interesting than mine's, lol. but then, suddenly, they just disappeared, without a trace. and it's been like that for... surely over 2 years now. i think every user from then missed Mailbox_Demons, and we still remember them to this day. Mailbox, if you somehow, by sheer luck, see this and plan to come back, come back with a BANG, won't ya?
@Mixed-Berry Slushie Cookie (Vee Driage) - he just about passes as an actual good person, but he can be annoying, especially during RPs, and is not really that funny, of which comedy is usually a common aspect in Demi's Hideout users, or, well, at least an attempt at comedy.
@SMG2.5 - definitely one of the accounts of all time. if you do actually plan to start an actual ARG, lemme know, i'd love to see your true potential!
""""ARGs"""" (or now dubbing as "unfamiliars") - how about i dox you next?
furry_assassinator/Slaide - this dude must've had a kink for making people mad or some shit, because holy shit.
jaidenxjosh - if you know, you know. if you don't know, uh, explanation. though i must add, the person behind the account did briefly make a resurgence, apologised, and was forgiven. but, uh, they unfortunately had to leave soon after. certainly a legacy to have, that's for sure.
// MISCELLANEOUS LINKS
Neocities website - yeah that's right, i have a website called UNDERMASTER DOES THINGS! it's super unfinished though, so don't expect a lot from it, and especially not for a while.
Demi's Chaos Episodes 2, 3, and 3.5 (old) - Demi's Chaos is a series of textboxes made by @Sleeper and with the assistance of me, inspired by my mega textbox collection! i've contributed in (almost) all episodes, and they're pretty funny, you should give 'em a look! also, from here on out, i'll only be providing links for episodes i contributed to, look towards @Sleeper's profile for more.
my favourite YouTube vid. - it's basically a compilation of Merg doing weird shit and it is a fucking JOY to watch.
@ooc submissions - this is literally just a shortcut to the account for me lmao
why i want to be a girl - yeah, pretty straight-forward. this is also over on my old bio, by the way.
// END OF BIO
and you've officially reached the end of the new bio! or well, i guess "new" bio, it's been like this for months...
just like i said at the very beginning, some feedback about the new bio would be greatly appreciated! but in the meanwhile, i hope you have a great time (unless you're in the anti-shoutouts then i hope you have a minor inconvenience) today, and as fellow YouTuber YuB says, have a bye-five!
(reminder that @Shayy has their birthday on May 27th)
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