Profile of UndarMester
About
Well hey there, old friend!
Before you ask, no, this is not an official alt of smg1/KiwiKid. This is unofficial.
Yes, I did just take smg1’s pfp and added noise to it.
”My name? Kris, maybe.”
You see, the joke is that KiwiKid removed that part that made finding out what their actual name was difficult, just like I did here, as the name was previously saying "Caleb" instead of "Kris"
I have no knowledge of what kind of being I am or who I even am.
Look both ways before dying.
Cool song I made!
I absolutely adore making music.
I’m, like, half-good at art.
I WISH I could actually program.
Always up for a roleplay or two!
Gender: Eldritch god male
Pronouns: he/him, they/them, fi/sh (full set: he/him/his/his/himself, they/them/their/theirs/themself, fi/sh/ish/ish/shself)
i want to be a girl, and here's why
h.
“dude” is gender-neutral and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Shoutouts + Friends (in bold):
- @OverMaster - if you know, you know
- @UnderMaster - absolutely not my main
- @UnderMasterAltList - I’m gonna go ahead and shoutout three of my personal favourite UM alts. also why does this guy have so many alts what the fu
- @The-Wild-Express - honestly, i loved the idea of combining SMG4’s WOTFI 2023 (i think?) and The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog together. it’s kind of a childish idea, but it would’ve been cool. too bad it was so short-lived...
- @ELU!Timelines - Even though they do nothing in the comments, this alt has a HUGE bio with all sorts of timelines, including UT and other games but with ELUDARNET characters! it’s pretty cool to think about what these timelines would be like
- @MessagesThatNeverExisted - this one’s a pretty interesting idea. hopefully this one posts again soon... maybe UM’s just too lazy, i dunno.
- @SMG1 - they were pretty cool back then, and they're LITERALLY the one who made ELUDARNET as a whole; ELUDARNET being where (almost) all RPs in Demi’s Hideout take place. however, they have evolved into something greater…
- @lynn !! (dumbass) - the second coolest gal in the underground! too bad she’s not here often. also makes funny and super cool RPs, worth RPing with if it’s your first time!
- @ooc submissions - there's no actual reason i'm shouting this out, i just have it here as a link to submit ooc messages lmao
- @Mailbox_Demons - Very cool cosplayer and roleplayer! was pretty good at art, and they gave me an interest (which was, however, short-lived, especially since they left) in Inverted Fate, but is unfortunately gone and probably not coming back at this point. they were part of what might’ve been the best era of this website so far. we’ve gotten close, though…
- @MAUS, Mimic and Final Judge of sprites. - IS A COOL DUDE! Also, very good roleplayer. gives a familiar vibe though…
- @Kean the eldritch creature - Totally not putting him in a sub-list under @MAUS, Mimic and Final Judge of sprites. because there were hints that @Kean the eldritch creature is an alt of @MAUS, Mimic and Final Judge of sprites. or vice versa, not at all.
- @sanstheskeleton96 - fun to RP with, can make some banger RPs sometimes! unfortunately, they’re next to not active at all nowadays.
- @YourNightlyDesires¹³⁺ - I doubt the mention works. also don’t ask why the grammar is so inconsistent, idk either.
- @Goofbread - cool person, makes cool art. now that may not sound like much but i tell ya, this person has to be in my top 5 at least
- @Sleeper - cool person,
made me regain an interest in DDLC(bro bugged me about this three times now so now i’m crossing it out lol), is basically a reincarnation (i say reincarnation because the two are very different but give off a similar vibe) of @Mailbox_Demons, and even shouted out me. quite possibly the third coolest guy in the underground. - @Three flies in a straightjacket - either he’s tied with Director_Phobos, or he’s the fourth coolest guy in the underground, though a very close fourth. he occasionally makes textbox stacks that have some clever comedy sometimes! plus, his characters are very memorable and their associated textbox sprites are fun to mess with.
- @eggy - A good relic from the past, present, and probably future. i have a good time when they’re on, to be honest. probably tied with @Goofbread, idk
- @PICKELZ - seems to be a pretty good roleplayer, and likes using textboxes. i think he’s pretty fun to be around. nothing much else to talk about them, haha.
- @𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 mel !! - pretty cool spriter! also a based OMORI fan. not much else i can say lol, i just think they’re cool
- @tobiastoys - classic legacy user! essentially started ELUDARNET before it became a thing, haha.
- @MoldyMyles - not much to say about them, they haven’t touched the website that much, or in a while. also, based OMORI fan.
- @☆ Kat ☆ - very nice person! plus, pretty neat sprites.
- @cas. - yes.
- @Andy's Little Femboy - (probably a bit more than) a friend of @womp womp, who is here in this bio too!
- @PirateBoyy - DudeMann is certainly a being.
- @pogtatodev - i literally cannot form an opinion on this man. is he a bad guy? well, he's most certainly not trying to be. is he good? i guess?? why else would i have him in the shoutouts?
- @Iron_Man - honestly? this user's lowkey kind of based. is basically their own version of Shadow, and i absolutely love the aggressive kindness! cool dude, UNLIKE ANOTHER USE--
- @Callie Acrylic - horny
(need more)(actually maybe i don’t need more)
@THE ULTIMATE SHOUTOUT LIST - if you want to see the whole list of honest shoutouts, then take a look at this!
Honorable mentions:
cooldude - though can make some fun RPs, is ironically the least coolest dude in this website. despite this, i still don’t think of them as my enemy or something.
DEADMAN68687 - he’s not necessarily as bad as cooldude99, but he’s not as interesting besides a few things, no offence. still nice to have around though, i guess. and anyways, it’s better to have someone than to have no one, am i right lads, or am i right lads?
andonuts (formerly AndyIsAnUndertaleFan) - so i guess he's just... back to being a good guy again?? i'm not sure whether to put him on the shoutouts because of the several controversies, but i know for sure he'll be above cooldude for @THE ULTIMATE SHOUTOUT LIST.
Anti-shoutouts(idea stolen from @eggy):
- cooldude99_2 - using alts to get around blocks is NOT cool. like, what the fuck.
- jaidenxjosh - if you know, you fucking know.
- Furryassassinator/SJ - i wish i didn't have to see this happen in front of my eyes. but i suppose it was eventually gonna happen. i guess, it was inevitable... but at least, it's over.
Leave a comment down below! Or don’t. It’s your choice.
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(Copyright SlightlyMadGay1.5 Productions)
(Not yet a real copyright)
(Also not what smg1.5 stands for)
(reminder that @Shayy's birthday is on May 27th)
BUT WAIT! here's a quick SNEAK PEEK OF MY NEW BIO:
the origins behind my username HERE is based on @lynn !! (dumbass)'s old main, @SMG1. it was originally just an impersonation account and i thought it would've been funny. but then i started it using more often than my actual main, and uh... yeah, this is me now!
*STATIC*
i am a fan of Undertale, Deltarune, UTY, OMORI, Pizza Tower, (specifically) FNAF World, KinitoPET, Buckshot Roulette, A Dance of Fire and Ice, Rhythm Doctor, ULTR
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4. Queen Battle Original (unused from Deltarune) - i get where Toby Fox is coming from, but he literally decided to make the biggest fucking bop and basically said "nah this is too good" lmao
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(for some reason postimages is deciding to be a dick so ignore the images until that fixes itself lmao)
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i am co-manager and co-producer of ELUDARNET, while @lynn !! (dumbass) is the other way around, being co-producer and co-manager!
so who's the manager and producer of ELUDARNET, you may ask?
...
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Demi's Chaos Episodes 1, 2, 3, 3.5, and 4 - Demi's Chaos is a series of textboxes made by @Sleeper and with the assistance of me, inspired by my mega textbox collection! i've contributed in (almost) all episodes, and they're pretty funny, you should give 'em a look!
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and that's all you get to see! STAY TUNED!
* (...there's a note here. In big writing, it says "note: i decided this is not canon at all lmao, none of this is canon don't listen to SMG1.5's mad ramblings".)
* (There's another note here, bigger than the last one. It has... significantly smaller writing. Despite that, you manage to read it relatively okay...)
GREETINGS.
I DOUBT THE
ORIGINAL GLITCH
WILL CONSIDER THIS
""CANON""
HOWEVER,
I BELIEVE IT TO BE
WORTH A SHOT
NONETHELESS
"smg1.5" IS NOT WHO YOU THINK HE IS.
"smg1.5" IS NOT VERSION 1.5 OF WHAT HAS BEEN DUBBED AS
THE "SPECTRAL MALWARE GLITCH"
I AM.
"smg1.5" IS PART OF SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
SOMETHING FAR LESS RESEARCHED
AND THEIR ASSOCIATED NAME
AND SEVERAL ASPECTS OF THEIRS
JUST HAPPENED TO ALIGN
WITH MINE.
IF YOU ARE WONDERING,
"smg1.5" DOESN'T STAND FOR ANYTHING
NOT REFERRING TO MYSELF OF COURSE.
IT IS MERELY BECAUSE IT TAKES ON A SIMILAR FORM TO A YOUTUBER
THAT YOU MAY RECOGNISE.
"SMG4".
THE 1.5 WAS TO MAKE SURE THEY WERE NOT MISTAKEN FOR THE CHARACTER "SMG1"
"smg1.5" ACTS SIMILARLY TO THE SPECTRAL MALWARE GLITCHES, BUT NOT QUITE.
THEY ARE MUCH MORE... LET'S SAY FOURTH WALL BREAKING.
THEY ALSO ALLOW THEMSELVES TO SHOW THEIR TRUE SELF... SOMETIMES.
I AM... LESS SUBTLE.
SOMETIMES I'M EVEN LESS SUBTLE THAN I USUALLY AM
FOR EXAMPLE, RIGHT NOW IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS.
...
I BELIEVE THAT IS ALL
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN
SOON.
SOON.
SOON.
SOON.
* (...that's all the note has to offer.)
* (...have you read this before?)
Q 1: What do you like to be called? (Internet wise not real life)
A: either by my own username, or if referring to DehydratedWater, you can just call me Dehy. you can also call me Kris, or Caleb.
Q 2: What names do you NOT want to be called?
A: do NOT call me chris i will strangle you
Q 3: Is your main oc a furry? (It’s not like hair on your body, it’s an animal oc that has human traits-) - note from @Laladragon
A: none of them are.
Q 4: Favorite animal?
A: fox, ig???
Q 5: What is your favorite color?
A: purple, i love purple. only kind of related, but pink has also recently started growing on me... that's probably a sign of smth idk
Q 6: Cookies or cake?
A: cookies they are very delish
Q 7: Are you a morning person or a night owl?
A: i've been switching between both recently lmao
Q 8: What time do you wake up in the morning?
A: on school days, (usually) 6-7 am, any other day it will largely vary from 7 am to 3 pm
Q 9: Are you colorblind in any way?
A: no.
Q 10: Do you like school?
A: kinda??? like, i like the school and teachers themselves but ofc not the students
Q 11: Do you have a crush?
A: yes, i have a fictional crush and i think you already know who that is.
Q 12: What's your opinion on love?
A: for the longest time i didn't know what this meant. and now that i've experienced falling in love with someone who isn't fictional, honestly it might just be because i never really felt love for someone outside of fictional characters like ralsei, but now that i actually know what it feels like: holy fuck it feels amazing. i'm not sure if i would've liked a gradual sense of love more, but holy fucking shit falling in love made my entire day, in fact it made the day that happened... the best day in my entire life. to that person who made me fall in love for the first time, even if we're apart now, i just want to thank you for showing me the feeling while it lasted.
Q 13: Do you like glitter?
A: no
Q 16: Favorite book/book series?
A: at least atm, don't have any
Q 17: Cats or dogs?
A: dogs, i find cats to be annoying usually :(
if we're not talking about just interacting irl, then maybe cats would be better?
Q 18: What phobia(s) do you have?
A: athazagoraphobia, the fear of being forgotten. i also have a fear of things going wrong
Q 19: Favorite number?
A: not my top favourite probably, but 89
Q 20: Greatest fear?
A: probably the one of things going wrong that i mentioned earlier
Q 21: Are you afraid of heights?
A: not necessarily, the fear mostly comes from dying from those heights
Q 22: Are you a jealous person?
A: yes i can get pretty jealous sometimes
Q 23: Have you lied about something on the internet?
A: as a joke definitely, as smth serious? uh, maybe??? i wouldn't remember. (...or was that a lie...?)
Q 25: Do you prefer long sleeves or short sleeves?
A: long sleeves all the way
Q 26: Sexuality?
A: Pansexual!
Q 27: Headphones or earbuds?
A: headphones
Q 28: What time do you go to bed?
A: school days would be ~10 pm, any other day would be anywhere between 12 and 2 am
Q 29: What’s your favorite season?
A: autumn, ig?
Q 30: What do you ship? (If you do not know what that is, it’s when you think two people are cute together) - note from @Laladragon
A: Kris x Ralsei (GEE WIZZ I SURE DO WONDER WHY!!)
Q 31: Are you a fan of How to Train Your Dragon?
A: i used to be, kinda just lost interest
Q 32: Do you like Pokémon?
A: ig??????
Q 33: Have you ever drawn on yourself? And if you have, do you have anything drawn on you right now?
A: no
Q 35: Do you sing?
A: i don't have the worst singing voice known to man, so i guess i COULD?
Q 36: Have you ever listened to death metal?
A: no, unless it was like some suno ai shitpost lmao
Q 39: How did you come up with your username?
A: ScratchMaster09771: really unoriginal, just mushed "Scratch" and "Master" together, 09771 comes from a "unique number combination" i made when thinking of a roblox account username
smg1.5: based off of gnatt's old main smg1, obviously a play on numbers
DehydratedWater: polar opposite of my brother's xbox alt HydratedIce
Q 40: Woof or bork?
A: both? both. both, both is good.
Q 41: What's a bad flaw of yours?
A: i'm like
really fucking nosy
i'm not gonna bother having the full rant lmao go to my qna video if you want that for some reason
Q 42: Are you tired?
A: yes
Q 43: any pets?
A: uh well i USED to have a cat
then she kinda uh
died
dw i've gotten over it
Q 44: What’s your dream pet?
A: fish, maybe??
Q 45: How long could you go without your best friend?
A: i honestly have no clue
Q 47: door?
A: door. (DOORS??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? REFERENCE!??!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?)
Q 48: when’s the last time you cried?
A: 21st of June, just after 20th's midnight
Q 49: Where are you writing this? (Bed, desk, table, etc)
A: at my bed-desk amalgamate (yes you heard me right, my bed and desk are combined together into one)
Q 50: What’s your best quality?
A: probably the same as cira's, music-- ACTUALLY ACTUALLY i'm like REALLY good at thinking at concepts, i will put my idea on a cool concept and make like 2 billion paragraphs about it
Q 51: What’s your favorite face? ( :3, :), :D, etc...)
A: :U is hella underrated, but i like (: quite a bit
Q 52: How many scars do you have?
A: unless you're not counting ones that have recovered, probably somewhere well into the 20s if not the 30s.
Q 53: Do you play Minecraft?
A: occasionally
Q 54: Do you play roblox?
A: yeah
Q 55: Do you play among us?
A: basically not at all
Q 56: Do you have long nails?
A: no
Q 57: What was your favorite grade?
A: idk?? nursery???????
Q 58: How many kids do you have in your basement?
A: 412
Q 59: Are your hands cold?
A: no, quite the opposite (not really though)
Q 60: Weird fact about you?
A: i'm like, REALLY obsessed with super specific songs. at one point it was Homestuck's Penumbra Phantasm (i don't even know shit about Homestuck
), and it also used to be You're Mine by DAGames of all thingsQ 61: What color is your room painted?
A: white
Q 62: If you could lose a finger, which one would you lose?
A: my right pinkie specifically (fun fact, i typed this without using that specific finger!)
Q 63: Are you tall, average, or short?
A: taller than average
Q 64: Are you allergic to anything?
A: not that i know of
Q 3: Would you rather have fake or real flowers in your house?
A: fake, i guess
Q 4: Favorite class in school at the moment?
A: Music
Q 5: What is your favorite letter?
A: uhhh idfk, S??
Q 6: Do you like/watch anime?
A: not really
Q 7: What are your favorite YouTubers/streamers?
A: go take a look at one at that one part where i show a buncha youtubers in my qna vid
Q 8: What job do you want in the future?
A: either author, videogame music composer, or video editor
Q 10: How many pillows do you sleep with at night?
A: used to be 3, now it's just one
Q 11: Do you prefer digital art or traditional art?
A: digital
Q 12: Colour pencils or markers?
A: pencils i guess????? (i say ig a lot here holy shit)
Q 13: What's your favorite song(s) at the moment?
A: a... lot of songs. current favourite is It's TV Time! from Deltarune Chapter 3, holy fuck it goes hard
Q 14: What's your favorite mythical creature?
A: dragons, ig????
Q 15: Are you a good or bad speller?
A: i'm a good speller
Q 17: Do you need glasses?
A: okay maybe but i don't wannaaa :<
Q 18: Have you ever climbed a tree?
A: no
Q 20: Do you have curly hair?
A: no i don't
Q 21: Are you a sleep talker?
A: no
Q 22: What are some pet peeves you have?
A: for some reason i have an extreme pet peeve for when a hallway unwantedly narrows itself, like if it's already narrow that's fine, but like if a shower curtain gives me less space to shower i get really angy at the curtain for some reason
Q 23: Are you a messy person?
A: yes definitely no doubt on that
Q 24: What made-up character would you like to meet? (Such as ones from a movie or book series)
A: OH BOY I SURE DO FUCKING WONDER WHAT THE ANSWER IS GOING TO BE I WONDER IF IT'S GOING TO BE RALSEI THAT WOULD BE REALLY UNEXPECTED
Q 27: Are you indecisive?
A: sometimes yeah, i kinda rely on others' decisions lol
Q 28: Are you an introvert or extrovert? (Or ambivert?)
A: i'm slightly on the introvert side
Q 29: What superpower do you want?
A: shapeshifting, next
Q 30: Do you sleep with socks on?
A: no i'm normal
Q 31: Do you like hoodies?
A: yea
Q 33: Do you write stories? If so, how young were you when you wrote your first story?
A: yeah, i was like 6 or 8 when i wrote my first story
Q 34: Can you cross your eyes?
A: i think???
Q 38: Do you overthink things?
A: yeah sometimes
Q 39: Have people vented to you before?
A: yes, multiple times
Q 40: Do you create nicknames for your friends/family members?
A: not really, the closest thing i did to that is my brother insisted that when i say his second name, i should just say "ravioli" instead of his actual second name since no one can pronounce his second name
Q 41: Do you know more than one language?
A: technically, yes
Q 42: What color eyes do you like the most?
A: PURPLE. PURPLE. EYES.
Q 43: Have you dyed your hair before?
A: no
Q 44: What's your zodiac sign?
A: scorpio
Q 45: How many ocs do you have?
A: i have stickman, UnderMaster, smg1.5, and Dehy so that's 4
Q 46: Which spelling do you prefer? Grey or Gray?
A: grey
Q 51: Do you have a song stuck in your head? If so, what is it/what line is it?
A: currently cirawakalong's "imaginarium_" goes fucking hard and is stuck in my head go listen to it please...
Q 52: Do you need braces or have you had them?
A: no and no
Q 53: What's your least favorite colour?
A: grey?
Q 54: Family or friends?
A: fwiend :3 (okay so for choosing friends over family i've kinda put myself in dire consequences lmao)
Q 55: Do you have a friend that you're more close to than the others?
A: definitely, at least 3
Q 56: Would you rather read online books or hard copy books?
A: what kind of fucking question is this
uh hard copies ig????
Q 57: Can you fall asleep to the sound of rain?
A: absolutely
Q 58: What colour do you have the most of in your room?
A: white and brown
Q 60: Are you a patient person?
A: more or less, if it's the toilet though, then absolutely not
Q 61: What's your favorite thing to drink?
A: i am a fellow fanta fruit twist enjoyer
Q 62: Cheesecake or normal cake?
A: normal, i don't think i've tried cheesecake but i sure as hell don't want to lol
Q 63: Vanilla or Chocolate?
A: choco!!!!
Q 1: What is your least favorite sound?
A: when you play a compressed wav on windows media player and it's loud as shit and it's essentially a jumpscare of static
Q 3: If you could go back in time to fix something, what would it be?
A: uh a lot of things actually
Q 6: What can you draw better, humans or animals?
A: humans ig?
Q 7: Would you redesign your room if you could?
A: nah
...okay maybe
but my idea would be a kind of room i wouldn't really want my parents to see lmaoo
(note: i wrote this answer long before adding the bio so i don't remember what the fuck this means
)(maybe i wanted to have a buncha posters of Ralsei or smth lmao)
Q 8: What is your dream house?
A: idk i kinda already like the house i'm in, even if my room is super small, like this bed-desk amalgamation i have literally takes up half of my room lmao
Q 9: Apple or Android?
A: android
Q 10: What’s your favorite fruit?
A: banambanan
Q 11: What’s your favorite vegetable?
A: broccoli or potatoes
Q 12: Are you a vegan/vegetarian/anything of the sort?
A: no
Q 13: What’s your favorite sport?
A: idfk, tennis??
Q 14: What’s something you want to do, but haven’t?
A: edit full videos (i'm starting to get the hang of that though...!)
Q 16: Do you wish there was more time in the day?
A: yesn't...n't?
Q 18: Would you rather have all the money in the world or friends in the world you wanted?
A: all the money, because a) i could donate to charities that actually need the money, b) i could technically use that money to get friends though i probably wouldn't do that, c) i can buy whatever the fuck i want essentially, and d) i could move around the world and meet all of my friends in person! (hypothetically)
Q 19: What’s the first word that comes to your mind when I say the letter A?
A: a
Q 20: Do you get heart burn often?
A: no
Q 21: What’s a book/book series you’d read all over again?
A: Wings of Fire
Q 22: What’s your favorite quote?
A: not my top fav, but "human... i remember you're genocides....."
Q 23: We all have that one person that understands you and cares for you more than the rest. Who is it?
A: either cira, blueforest, or gnatt, i wouldn't know for sure, but i'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say gnatt is more likely to be that one person
mostly because they're considerably older than cira and blueforest, blue's definitely a close second tho
Q 24: What’s your favorite meal for dinner?
A: CHEESE PIZZA I FUCKING LOVE CHEESE PIZZA SO MUCH
Q 25: Are you left handed or right handed? Or ambidextrous?
A: right handed
Q 26: Who’s your favorite superhero?
A: i don't necessarily have a favourite
Q 27: Would you rather go back to the past or the future?
A: to the past if i can go back to the present
if i can't i wanna see what my future looks like
Q 28: Do you use light mode or dark mode?
A: dark mode all the way
Q 29: What is the longest time you’ve gone without sleep?
A: probably 1 or 2 days, maybe even 3 or 4
Q 30: What makes you angry?
A: when someone calls me (irl) by the WRONG FUCKING NAME
Q 31: If you had 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
A: infinite money, a functional brain that i can switch between, 4 more wishes, the ability to go to different universes and take people with me, the ability to teleport, "immortality" (can still temporarily experience afterlife manually), and if this isn't a genie i'm getting these wishes from, give me the ability to see 10 seconds into the future, and if it is, let the genie free and give them a vessel to use (either completely new or dead, preferably)
Q 32: Do you have a fight or flight response? (Do you run away first or do you fight first?)
A: i'm getting the fuck outta there
Q 34: Do you have online friends?
A: well yeah obviously
Q 35: Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
A: closed, make sure it is shut ALL THE WAY
Q 36: Would you rather be always cold or always warm?
A: always warm
Q 37: What motivates you?
A: my motivation is part of an rng function (i'm basically saying it's essentially out of my control lol)
Q 38: Have you ever rode a horse?
A: no, i don't think so?
Q 39: Would you rather give someone a gift or be given a gift?
A: i already have most of what i want, i think i'd rather give someone a gift
Q 40: Do you like going shopping?
A: not really, it really depends on how long we're there for
Q 41: Are you a quiet person?
A: my voice is anything but quiet, but in school i don't talk a lot, so ig yes physically and not mentally??
Q 42: What’s your favorite holiday?
A: chrisma
Q 43: What’s your favorite candy?
A: MAOAM blocks or whatever the fuck they were called
Q 44: Is there foods/a food you cannot have?
A: no?
Q 45: If you had a warning label on you, what would it be?
Ex: Warning, I am a loud person or Warning, I am weird
A: BEWARE: This person is someone who thinks they're stupid, but thinks they're being satire, but they really are stupid. You've been warned.
Q 46: Do you plan on living with someone in the future?
A: maybe, if i somehow find someone for me, i'd live with them in the future... either that or i'm going to be staying with my mom
Q 47: What is your LEAST favorite day of the week?
A: mondays i suppose
Q 48: Sandals or sneakers?
A: sneakers
Q 49: Have you ever won any awards?
A: i won a dancing competition at school does that count
Q 50: What are some goals you hope to achieve in the future?
A: achieve one of my dream jobs, maybe get my music in a videogame with credit, etc etc
Q 52: If you had to be an animal, what would you be?
A: fox
Q 54: What is the last movie you’ve watched?
A: it's been so long that i forgor
Q 55: Do you believe in ghosts?
A: i used to, now i'm not sure
Q 56: What’s something you like that others don’t?
A: uh impersonation (FOR FUN.)
Q 57: Do you have any stuffed animals you had as a baby?
A: why would i remember this lmao
Q 62: Are you tickleish?
A: yeah kind of
Q 63: What is the formula for water?
A: H2O
Q 64: Do you like legos?
A: yea
Q 1: Are you religious?
A: not really
Q 5: Do you enjoy doing laundry?
A: what kind of fucking question is this of course not
Q 6: How close are you to your friends?
A: 3 are particularly close, the rest are mixed
Q 8: What do you think is the most useless letter?
A: z, i guess???
Q 9: Have you ever broken a bone?
A: no i don't think so
Q 11: What would you do if you had 1 million dollars?
A: buy a buncha shit
Q 12: Do you want to live in another country when you grow up?
A: maybe?
Q 13: What percent is your device at?
A: 100%
Q 14: Have you ever passed out?
A: i don't think so
Q 15: What videogame gives you the most nostalgia?
A: there's this flash game called Johnny Upgrade, where you play as this guy who has to go through some sort of base to fight a boss, and you use coins to buy necessary upgrades. my earliest memories of playing a game, at least on the computer, come from this game, and also some sort of 3d shitty pacman ripoff lmao
Q 16: Have you ever gone on an airplane?
A: yes
Q 17: What are your thoughts on neo-pronouns?
A: no opinions
Q 18: Have you ever lied about something serious?
A: yes
Q 19: Have you ever skipped school?
A: maybe??
Q 20: Do you like alt style?
A: idk what this means
if it means alt accounts then fuck yeah i do i have like over 40 billion alts here lmao
Q 21: Do you have ripped jeans?
A: no
Q 22: What’s your best roast?
A: i don't really do roasts and i'm not usually good at roasting chicken
Q 23: What's something you really want but can't get?
A: atm, it would be either a paid daw or uh idfk ultrakill 2 or smth
Q 24: Do you get stomach aches?
A: i think occasionally yeah
Q 25: Do you have spotify?
A: not anymore
Q 26: What is the longest you've ever slept?
A: probably like 14-16 hours
Q 28: Do you have wall hangings in your room?
A: i guess??
A 29: What are your favourite pair of shoes?
A: i literally know nothing about shoe brands so i can't answer this
Q 31: Do think you have too many clothes?
A: no, think not enough clothes
Q 32: What is your LEAST favourite gender stereotype?
A: off of the top of my head, probably the one where boys need to be MEN and NEVER CRY and oh my god i fucking hate that stereotype so much, anyone who believes in that stereotype, i wish them a minor inconvenience every fucking nanosecond
Q 34: What's a gift you've asked for?
A: a bunch of steam games that my brother bought for me, two in particular being celeste and will you snail
Q 35: Is there a holiday you do not celebrate?
A: thanksgiving ig??????
Q 37: What are you wearing today?
A: t-shirt and trousers
Q 38: What is your biggest achievement?
A: probably the songs that i've made
Q 39: Do you have tics/tourettes syndrome?
A: no
Q 40: How was school for you during COVID?
A: 'twas alright ig
Q 41: Favourite emoji?
A: 💀
Q 44: Do you have mismatched socks?
A: no
Q 45: Do you like the snow?
A: it's fine ig
Q 48: Do you like swimming?
A: not really
Q 49: Have you watched Hamilton?
A: no
Q 50: Do you have Grammarly installed?
A: no
Q 51: Do you have Netflix?
A: yeah on the family tv
Q 53: Do you have good hearing?
A: i think??
Q 54: What's a weird fact you know?
A: Penumbra Phantasm is an unreleased Homestuck song made by Toby Fox, and--
Q 55: What's the longest time you've spent on a drawing?
A: idfk, 2+ hours?????
Q 56: How many sexualities do you know?
A: probably ~10?
Q 57: How many chargers do you have?
A: 4 i think
Q 58: What is a song that you know all the lyrics to?
A: not all the lyrics, but i currently know like 90% of the lyrics from jogolord's big shoe cover, the lyrics are peak go listen to it
Q 59: Do you have any beanie boos?
A: nuh uh!!!!!!
Q 60: What is your current obsession?
A: i don't think i have one atm??
Q 61: What is the largest bruise you've ever gotten?
A: i once tripped onto my knee, and it was bleeding EVERYWHERE. i genuinely thought i had a hole in my knee lmao
Q 62: Do you have a desk in your room?
A: i guess? depends on how you define a desk
Q 63: Have you ever painted your nails?
A: no
Q 64: Would you rather explore space or the ocean?
A: the ocean has dangers that we are certain of exist, meanwhile space is not so certain, so i at least have a chance of being safe in space, so i'd rather explore space
